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This lovely boy is available again as the offer he received before fell through. Can you please share for Dave? Dave is a sweet 6 year old male cat. He is looking for a new home. Dave is registered at the vets and healthy with no issues. He is a house cat and would be best in a home with no young kids or other pets. He likes a mix of wet and dry food. Dave likes his home comforts and will sleep near his owner at night or on his cat tree. He also enjoys his toys and likes to hide these around the house. Dave can be shy at first but once he gets to know his new owner he is very loving and does his own thing. Dave is a great companion and would suit someone who is on their own. For anymore information or to offer this lovely lad a new home please email directly to [email protected] We are unable to reply to comment enquiries.
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No enquiries for Connie 😢 can you please share to help her on her way?
Connie is a 9 year old female cross breed. She is looking for a new home as sadly her owner passed away. Connie is best in a home without other pets as this is what she is use too. She would be best in a home without kids. Connie is chipped and spayed and fully house trained. She gets heart medication daily for her cardiac valve, she does well on her medication which doesn't cause her any issues. Connie eats butchers complete wet food, grain free and absolutely loves treats! She adores people and will jump up to sit next to anyone who visits. She is registered with the vets. Her owner's family have agreed to pay half of her monthly medication for the rest of her life. Connie travels well in the car. She walks well on the lead but will pull if she sees another dog. Connie isn't a fan of being groomed. She would be best with someone who is on their own or a couple looking for a companion. For more information please email [email protected]
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Worth remembering the Aberdeen team Andy Ritchie was playing against. He was a phenomenal footballer.
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M Uttley retweeted
Current measurements show an absolute magnitude of 2.9 which makes it brighter, and potentially larger than Ceres. But further observations are needed across the spectrum to get a better handle on its properties. This will be another mini world on the edge of our solar system
Did we find a new dwarf planet? @VRubinObs has revealed a new dwarf planet candidate that orbits our Sun beyond Pluto! And it may be among the largest and brightest objects discovered in this region of the Solar System: stanford.io/4exr85u
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Not 1 single enquiry. We don’t know why. So sorry Odin, we will keep trying for you.
This lovely lad hasn’t had any enquiries 😞 can you please share to help him on his way? Odin is a beautiful 3 year old male Border Collie. He is available and looking for a new home. 
Sadly due to the owners health , Odin needs someone who can provide him the stimulation and attention he needs. He is very much loved but would be best in a home with someone who can give him lots of walks and attention. 
He is chipped and neutered and healthy with no concerns. 
Odin can be wary of strangers to begin with and would need a little time to get use to anyone new. 
He is okay with some pets and can be wary of others - due to this, he’d be best in a home with no other pets to save him any unsettlement. 
Odin eats dry and wet food and is also crate trained. 
He loves toys and can be strong on the lead. 
Odin has had the same owner since being a pup. 
He isn’t a fan of the hoover but does love to play with a ball. 
He is more of a fan of women than men, so may be best with a lone female looking for company, although we will consider male households too. 
Odin is very loving and affectionate. No cats.  For more information or to offer Odin a new home please email directly to [email protected]
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Can Tommy Cooper make you laugh in 23 seconds
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We not had any enquiries for this lovely girl, can you please share? Minnie is an 8 year old female cat. She is looking for a new home as her owner has sadly moved into care. Minnie is chipped and spayed and healthy with no issues. She would be best in a home with no other pets or kids. Minnie likes the outdoors and will come and go, she likes attention and was a great companion pet to her owner. She will be rehomed with some essentials. Minnie loves Dreamies and is also registered at the vets. For more information or to offer this lovely girl a new home please email [email protected]
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Minnie is an 8 year old female cat. She is looking for a new home as her owner has sadly moved into care. Minnie is chipped and spayed and healthy with no issues. She would be best in a home with no other pets or kids. Minnie likes the outdoors and will come and go, she likes attention and was a great companion pet to her owner. She will be rehomed with some essentials. Minnie loves Dreamies and is also registered at the vets. For more information or to offer this lovely girl a new home please email [email protected]
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Baxter is a male black cat, aged around 4-5 years old. He is looking for a new home as sadly he was left behind when his owner was evicted. He has been looked after since by a cat charity and their friends, however as the colder months are now here, he would need a cosy warm home to call his own. He is very friendly and stays close to his female carer. He will also eat anything, not fussy. We have very limited information on Baxter due to the circumstances of his life. He would make a great companion pet for someone who is on their own, no other pets or young kids - older children 9+ would be okay. For more information or to offer Baxter a new home please email [email protected]
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No enquiries for this lovely lad, can you please share to help him on his way?
Can you please share for Odin to help him on his way? Odin is a beautiful 3 year old male Border Collie. He is available and looking for a new home. Sadly due to the owners health , Odin needs someone who can provide him the stimulation and attention he needs. He is very much loved but would be best in a home with someone who can give him lots of walks and attention. He is chipped and neutered and healthy with no concerns. Odin can be wary of strangers to begin with and would need a little time to get use to anyone new. He is okay with some pets and can be wary of others - due to this, he’d be best in a home with no other pets to save him any unsettlement. Odin eats dry and wet food and is also crate trained. He loves toys and can be strong on the lead. Odin has had the same owner since being a pup. He isn’t a fan of the hoover but does love to play with a ball. He is more of a fan of women than men, so may be best with a lone female looking for company, although we will consider male households too. Odin is very loving and affectionate. No cats. For more information or to offer Odin a new home please email directly to [email protected]
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M Uttley retweeted
At last! Series 9 of Gone Fishing drops Sunday October 25th on iPlayer & 9pm on BBC2… #GoneFishing
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We really can’t believe this lovely pair are still waiting, there appeals don’t seem to be doing well, can you please share? Soba and Kimchi are both 6.5 year old domestic short haired cats. They are looking for a new home together. Soba and Kimchi would like a home with no other pets as this is what they have been use too. They are okay with older children who have an understanding of animals. Both Soba and Kimchi are neutered and chipped They are healthy with no medical problems. They eat Naturo brand cat food and enjoy natural treats. Both can be left alone but really enjoy human company. They sleep in different places depending on how they feel. Soba and Kimchi are house cats but do love access to the outdoors, away from busy roads would be the best thing for them. They love toys and travel in a crate together as they don't like to be in separate carries. They are registered at the vets and are up to date with their vaccinations. Soba and Kimchi are very intelligent, active and playful and full of personality. They are also very loving and love a good cuddle. Soba is more of the dominant cat and Kimchi more timid. They love to have lots of cat scratchers around to tend to their claws and to play before they eat. They are both brothers and have never been apart. For more information or to offer a new home please email [email protected]
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Across from Luskentyre on Harris, in the Outer Hebrides. Pink clouds over the hills, turquoise water and miles of white sand. It's one of my favourite places to photograph anywhere. Would you believe this is the UK?
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Can you please share for this lovely pair? They are still looking for a forever home. Soba and Kimchi are both 6.5 year old domestic short haired cats. They are looking for a new home together. Soba and Kimchi would like a home with no other pets as this is what they have been use too. They are okay with older children who have an understanding of animals. Both Soba and Kimchi are neutered and chipped They are healthy with no medical problems. They eat Naturo brand cat food and enjoy natural treats. Both can be left alone but really enjoy human company. They sleep in different places depending on how they feel. Soba and Kimchi are house cats but do love access to the outdoors, away from busy roads would be the best thing for them. They love toys and travel in a crate together as they don't like to be in separate carries. They are registered at the vets and are up to date with their vaccinations. Soba and Kimchi are very intelligent, active and playful and full of personality. They are also very loving and love a good cuddle. Soba is more of the dominant cat and Kimchi more timid. They love to have lots of cat scratchers around to tend to their claws and to play before they eat. They are both brothers and have never been apart. For more information or to offer a new home please email [email protected]
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This is devastating news.
Emergency services are in attendance following a report of a missing fishing vessel and three men onboard off the coast of Port of Ness, Isle of Lewis, which was reported to police around 11.35pm on Tuesday, 13 October, 2026. More: orlo.uk/9FtC4
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We're looking for a new home for Socks. He is around 10 years old and is a very loving and affectionate cat. He would be best suited to a home with no other pets. Socks has been to the vets and had the all clear, he is fit and healthy with no issues. He is very playful and spritely for his age and would make a great companion pet to someone who is on their own. Socks loves attention and fuss. He likes to play with his toys and sit and watch the TV. He loves the animal planet channel. Socks has a very sweet personality and will bring a lot of happiness to someone. No young kids is best. For more information or to offer Socks a new home please email [email protected]
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Lady is a beautiful 8 year old female house cat. She is available and looking for a new home as sadly her elderly owner is unable to care for her anymore. Lady is chipped and spayed and healthy with no issues. She likes to eat dry food and can be left on her own if you need to go out. Lady uses a litter tray and is use to Catsan Hygiene. She is registered with the vets and has her paper work, Lady loves treats and would be best as the only pet in the home as this is what she is use too. No kids would also be best for her. Lady loves attention and belly rubs. She would be the great companion for someone. For more information please email [email protected] Sorry we are unable to reply to messages to the page.
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A stunning autumn day on Saturday walking over the 5 #Munros of the Lochnagar circuit. The cold cut like a knife first thing. By early afternoon there were pleasant temps in sheltered spots. This is always a great walk. #Lochnagar #CairngormNP
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We're assisting the family of CJ to help him find a new home after his owner sadly passed away. CJ is a 6.5 year old Lab cross Husky, he is very friendly, although slightly confused at the moment as he is missing his female owner. CJ is house trained and walks well on the lead. He is neutered and registered with a vets. We don't have a lot of information sadly. He is eating dry food. CJ is a calm dog. He hasn't lived with other animals, When he has been out and about for walks he hasn't had any issues with other pets or children. As we don't know how he is with young kids, we'd suggest a home with older kids of a teenage age instead. To offer CJ a new home please email [email protected]
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M Uttley retweeted
Since devolution in 1999, Scotland's economic strength has been growing at just about the USA and EU rate. Not something we talk about much is it?
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