Reason Rat

' american politics has a dipshit problem '

“i’m tired boss”

' wasnt expecting there 2 B a housing policy angle in this gangrape case '

“are we pregaming for the gala anywhere”

“Britain is hell 2 B fair”

" wait is he a low-voltage utility monster "

"DOLPHIN THERAPY"

someone started a chang.org petition to deport @billybinion for being a communist and now the @reason staff are all signing it, these ppl are out of control

" u usually use cocaine 2 pay the gay prostitutes, but I digress "

‘why did ur team suck so much anyway’

" who wants to come to do plant crimes with me ?? "

" that movie was so loud " "that movie was the correct volume"

‘ out of everyone at @reason I actually think natalie would do the best in prison ’

“ who is this hamsters guy ?”

“ he has sum CRAZY opinions but good writing makes up for a lot ”

"I M angry but with a smile on my face"

"his descent 2 ' absolutely crazy unhinged lunatic ' has really been something 2 watch."

"this is how Severance starts"

“satire is impossible. sincerity is our only path forward. so i will be retiring”

"if ur a poor witch ur probably doing a bad job"

“ Do U think theyre going to call it Operation Cuba Libre ? ”