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@reasonrat

I'm an enormous rat. I live in @reason's posh DC offices and tweet out the wildly inappropriate things those people say.

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Joined December 2014
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An obituary I never wanted to write.
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Cards Against Humanity wins the internet today
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Chef's kiss
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' AI is like a savant with a moderate concussion '
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Reason Rat@reasonrat3 Nov 2025
' american politics has a dipshit problem '
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Reason Rat@reasonrat27 Aug 2025
‘ when he dies in 60 yrs then i'll have my ho phase in the nursing home. did u know those places are crawling with chlamydia ? ’
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Reason Rat@reasonrat18 Aug 2025
‘i would love 2 go 2 jail for throwing lettuce’
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Mitch Daniels was right about everything.
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'and THIS IS WHY Mitch Daniels was right!!'
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Reason Rat@reasonrat12 Mar 2025
'and THIS IS WHY Mitch Daniels was right!!'
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Reason Rat@reasonrat29 Oct 2024
‘ boy is this election season just getting stupider by the hour. ’
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Challenge accepted.
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Reason Rat@reasonrat5 Jan 2023
"whoever wins will likely rule as a king. tho hopefully like a king living in constant fear of being decapitated by the peasants"
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The answer is obviously yes
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I suppose they'll want the government's help putting it out
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reason office building literally on fire
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Do it for the @reasonrat
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Choose which outlets will advance to the final round by voting for the sources you find most trustworthy in the polls below. @TheFP vs. @reason
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@reasonrat strikes again
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@AP13 Mar 2024
Rats are high on marijuana evidence at an infested police building, New Orleans chief says apnews.com/article/new-orlea…
Rats are high on marijuana evidence at an infested police building, New Orleans chief says

Rats are high on marijuana evidence at an infested police building, New Orleans chief says

The New Orleans police chief says conditions at the department's aging headquarters are so deplorable that rats have munched on marijuana contraband in the evidence locker.

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@MattWelch15 Sep 2023
“The only people who come to me are schizophrenic prisoners.” — next @reasonrat tweet.
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think tanks too
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Another useless candidate election complete. I cast my vote for @reason's @reasonrat because I am confident in the rat's ability to do as good of a job as the Rs and Ds in Congress right now. #Time4TheRat #MidtermElections2022 #ElectionDay #Election2022 #ElectionNight
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