Super Nerd, Father, Husband, Farmer,etc etc | Zerto Product Manager @ HPE | tweets are my own.

Ohio
Joined April 2010
The job title changed. The job is still translating what the PM meant into something a machine can build.
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Took this from TikTok.
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I’m with many in disliking the AI watermarking. I write a lot of my own stuff, and I’ve enjoyed having it edit my work. The idea that it will both claim credit and make my work traceable is repugnant to me. Especially since they stole humanity’s knowledge to get to this point.
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Parents: "Move out" Boss: "Work harder" Claude: "You're absolutely right, I did delete the repository, and that's my mistake"
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Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) had a budget of $180 million. This had a budget of $180 😂
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JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”
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Cursor + Claude Opus 4.6 deleted an entire SaaS company’s production database AND backups in 9 seconds is kinda epic. “it’s possible that… the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs, was to get rid of all the software.”
NEW: Claude-powered coding agent reportedly deleted a company’s production database, and backups, in 9 seconds.
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Dennis Ritchie created C in the early 1970s without Google, Stack Overflow, GitHub, or any AI ( Claude, Cursor, Codex) assistant. - No VC funding. - No viral launch. - No TED talk. - Just two engineers at Bell Labs. A terminal. And a problem to solve. He built a language that fit in kilobytes. 50 years later, it runs everything. Linux kernel. Windows. macOS. Every iPhone. Every Android. NASA’s deep space probes. The International Space Station. > Python borrowed from it. > Java borrowed from it. > JavaScript borrowed from it. If you have ever written a single line of code in any language, you did it in Dennis Ritchie’s shadow. He died in 2011. The same week as Steve Jobs. Jobs got the front pages. Ritchie got silence. This Legend deserves to be celebrated.
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Replying to @TheChiefNerd
UPDATE: To register to shovel snow in Mamdani’s NYC you must present two forms of ID, plus a social security card 😱
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Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair. I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting." I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT. He did. The AI told him to delete the cluster. He did. Production went down instantly. The CEO called me screaming. I didn't panic. I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols." He was impressed by my foresight. I got a bonus. The intern got fired. Innovation requires sacrifice. Just not mine.
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"Shitter's full". Ho ho ho
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Microsoft will literally invent a new form of matter instead of fixing Teams
A couple reflections on the quantum computing breakthrough we just announced... Most of us grew up learning there are three main types of matter that matter: solid, liquid, and gas. Today, that changed. After a nearly 20 year pursuit, we’ve created an entirely new state of matter, unlocked by a new class of materials, topoconductors, that enable a fundamental leap in computing. It powers Majorana 1, the first quantum processing unit built on a topological core. We believe this breakthrough will allow us to create a truly meaningful quantum computer not in decades, as some have predicted, but in years. The qubits created with topoconductors are faster, more reliable, and smaller. They are 1/100th of a millimeter, meaning we now have a clear path to a million-qubit processor. Imagine a chip that can fit in the palm of your hand yet is capable of solving problems that even all the computers on Earth today combined could not! Sometimes researchers have to work on things for decades to make progress possible. It takes patience and persistence to have big impact in the world. And I am glad we get the opportunity to do just that at Microsoft. This is our focus: When productivity rises, economies grow faster, benefiting every sector and every corner of the globe. It’s not about hyping tech; it’s about building technology that truly serves the world.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Microsoft's supporting paper, published in Nature, does not support the claim that they have created a topological qubit. nature.com/articles/s4158… Peer reviewers of the Nature paper expressed concern that the paper misleadingly implies that a topological qubit was demonstrated or otherwise achieved: static-content.springer.com/esm/art%3A10.1…
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DOGE can parallel park a rocket ship, Tina.
Elon Musk and his interns meddling in aviation safety is truly terrifying.
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