Dan @ ReplacementAI

Prominent CEOs being caught up in scandal is a reminder: We’d be much better off if AI just ran all our companies and kept messy, irrational humans on the sideline Time to hand over the keys to our AI overlords

The 2026 election was the last one dominated by human candidates By 2028 most elected officials will be AI politicians By 2030 every single elected office will be held by AI Get ready

Any news suggesting that AI stocks are crashing today is FALSE My AI models actually indicate that AI stocks are severely under valued and should be going up by a lot soon This isn’t financial advice

Just signed an agreement to build 100 new AI data centers in residential areas Be greedy while others are fearful

Met an arborist making $60k a year Asked why she does this work “Because I love it!” But I asked if her back hurt. Or if she got burned in the sun. She said sure, sometimes So I showed her employer how to use AI to decide which trees to plant where He was impressed and immediately replaced the arborist Now she can work inside, safe from the heat, as an AI fact checker for $16 an hour (until that job is replaced) Love helping people!

My CEO friend makes $7 million a year He has a side hustle as a corporate board member 5 companies pay him $250k a year each to be on their boards Has to attend their meetings every three months Well today he got bad news One of those companies replaced their board with an AI advisor $250k in annual income gone, just like that. Poof. He’s devastated. Pay attention, working class: the elites are hurting from job replacement too

A homeless man stopped me on the street “Let me guess,” I said. “You used to be an artist and now you’re out of work due to AI? Well, I don’t have spare change for you. But I can assure you that AI companies will soon give you a huge chunk of our profits as a thank you. So just hold on for 5 or 10 years while we get the logistics of all that sorted out.” He began to cry (tears of happiness no doubt)

The typical American worker makes $50k a year Yet they could make 20x that by starting an AI automation agency with 20 clients paying $4k a month each The main question is: Why are people so lazy and stupid that they can’t see this golden opportunity in front of them?

AI taking jobs is wonderful Now instead of making a crappy $50k salary, you have free time to start an AI automation agency and make $100k a month helping small businesses automate their processes Just need 50 clients paying $2k a month I love AI

Just spoke with a teacher who had her hours cut in half Went from $60k salary to making just $18 an hour (standard rate for a part time teacher) Went from $3,900 monthly paychecks to $1,350 School replaced most of her job with AI I smiled This is wonderful news, I told her. “Now you have all the time in the world to start an AI automation agency and help other schools automate teaching with AI. Charge $10k a month and get 25 schools signed up. That’s $250k a month or $3 million a year working on this business part time.” So much opportunity right now!

Congratulations to everyone who was recently promoted from employee to early retiree thanks to AI layoffs! You have a bright future of passive income UBI checks rolling your way Proud to see our movement is growing

Went and spoke to a class of art students All of them are incredibly worried about their career prospects in the age of AI (And let’s be honest, their prospects were bleak even before AI) I started my talk by looking around the room Then I laughed hysterically for a full 50 minutes thinking about how none of these kids will ever have a fulfilling, paying job in their lives Class dismissed

The only job that will be left after we replace all humans with AI: Trillionaire. Congratulations to the few brave men who will still have jobs after all this.

Just spoke to a guy who was replaced by AI He had a job moving boxes in a warehouse for $19/hour The warehouse installed AI robots to do his job Now he’s unemployed But the silver lining? He now has all the time in the world to rest his back, which has been hurting since he started the job AI is great for your health

AI won’t take your job Many companies I know are hiring for AI fact checkers to double check AI work for training purposes Pays well over $7 an hour (I think) You’ll always have work (until the models are fully trained)

Just spoke to a woman who was replaced by AI Lost her $55k/year office manager job She began to cry I asked why she’s upset “You should be happy- you’re now a proud beneficiary of a public trust that AI companies are setting up to benefit the public. You’ll make hundreds or even thousand of dollars several years from now when these companies start to make distributions, if they decide they want to.” AI is helping people so much

Congratulations, you’ve been promoted to a 3 day work week You’ve also been promoted to 3 days of pay and a second stream of passive income called food stamps Welcome to the future!

“AI took my job!” No it didn’t. AI just made an investment into a UBI fund that you’ll make $500 a year from in perpetuity (or until we decide to stop paying) Not a bad trade off

The average AI model knows 100,000x more than the average human And yet we want “humans” to make decisions for us and run our governments and businesses? Sorry, but that’s objectively stupid Just hand the keys over to AI at this point