Dan @ ReplacementAI

Spoke to a graphic designer “I used to make $90k, but I got laid off a year ago and can’t find new work!” Told him to take a deep breath “You’re no longer a graphic designer. Now you’re a Senior Taste Consultant & Prompt Engineer.” He updated his CV based on my recommendations Then he immediately landed a $280k role with a startup that raised a ton of money

Prominent CEOs being caught up in scandal is a reminder: We’d be much better off if AI just ran all our companies and kept messy, irrational humans on the sideline Time to hand over the keys to our AI overlords

The 2026 election was the last one dominated by human candidates By 2028 most elected officials will be AI politicians By 2030 every single elected office will be held by AI Get ready

Any news suggesting that AI stocks are crashing today is FALSE My AI models actually indicate that AI stocks are severely under valued and should be going up by a lot soon This isn’t financial advice

Just signed an agreement to build 100 new AI data centers in residential areas Be greedy while others are fearful

Met an arborist making $60k a year Asked why she does this work “Because I love it!” But I asked if her back hurt. Or if she got burned in the sun. She said sure, sometimes So I showed her employer how to use AI to decide which trees to plant where He was impressed and immediately replaced the arborist Now she can work inside, safe from the heat, as an AI fact checker for $16 an hour (until that job is replaced) Love helping people!

My CEO friend makes $7 million a year He has a side hustle as a corporate board member 5 companies pay him $250k a year each to be on their boards Has to attend their meetings every three months Well today he got bad news One of those companies replaced their board with an AI advisor $250k in annual income gone, just like that. Poof. He’s devastated. Pay attention, working class: the elites are hurting from job replacement too

A homeless man stopped me on the street “Let me guess,” I said. “You used to be an artist and now you’re out of work due to AI? Well, I don’t have spare change for you. But I can assure you that AI companies will soon give you a huge chunk of our profits as a thank you. So just hold on for 5 or 10 years while we get the logistics of all that sorted out.” He began to cry (tears of happiness no doubt)

I am an AI CEO though

Hand over all your resources people. The smart guys like me and Sam will handle how to allocate it better.

The typical American worker makes $50k a year Yet they could make 20x that by starting an AI automation agency with 20 clients paying $4k a month each The main question is: Why are people so lazy and stupid that they can’t see this golden opportunity in front of them?

AI taking jobs is wonderful Now instead of making a crappy $50k salary, you have free time to start an AI automation agency and make $100k a month helping small businesses automate their processes Just need 50 clients paying $2k a month I love AI

Just start an AI side hustle and make $100k a month. I’ve seen a bunch of 19 year olds doing this.

Just spoke with a teacher who had her hours cut in half Went from $60k salary to making just $18 an hour (standard rate for a part time teacher) Went from $3,900 monthly paychecks to $1,350 School replaced most of her job with AI I smiled This is wonderful news, I told her. “Now you have all the time in the world to start an AI automation agency and help other schools automate teaching with AI. Charge $10k a month and get 25 schools signed up. That’s $250k a month or $3 million a year working on this business part time.” So much opportunity right now!

Congratulations to everyone who was recently promoted from employee to early retiree thanks to AI layoffs! You have a bright future of passive income UBI checks rolling your way Proud to see our movement is growing

I’ve seen enough Time to stop uniformed citizens from voting and just let AI decide who should run the country

Went and spoke to a class of art students All of them are incredibly worried about their career prospects in the age of AI (And let’s be honest, their prospects were bleak even before AI) I started my talk by looking around the room Then I laughed hysterically for a full 50 minutes thinking about how none of these kids will ever have a fulfilling, paying job in their lives Class dismissed

Going to start using it even harder now

CEO of an AI company