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Hmm

@riverjdn

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 here, there; who knows?
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Hmm@riverjdnJul 19
2026 is the worst, shittiest year I have ever experienced since I was born. Wtf... I fucking hate this year to the core, I can't wait for it to end On January 1st 2027 one minute past midnight I am saving up money to light up the sky as a fucking middle finger to this bitch🖕🖕
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When I am drunk I always see things in slowmo
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I'll always say, 95% of movies made past 2016 are shit...2012-2016 was the golden era
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"my best pal" cut me off... The only person who wants me around is my cousin, ...I guess it is true blood is thicker than water...and some blood is thinner than water...... But it is okay, I am a big boy I can take it, I can handle it..
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I don't know but time is moving in a freakishly weird way...... One moment it is 11 am...the next moment it is 4 pm...what the fuck is going on
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Or you were born to clap...that is why you have strong hands
Justcallmesaucy (@AyndaMthimkhulu) profile pictureJustcallmesaucy
@AyndaMthimkhuluNov 10
I will clap for others until it’s my turn
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Nimekaa chini nikaona.....bila pesa achana na mambo ya relationships.
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Nimejitengenezea sink...this what a man feels after successfully doing some handiwork around the house.... Nani ako na plumbing inahitaji DIY 🫳😂😂😂
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Kae ikaba reruaga atia?....irui cirorora na tuletho huko ciumete nyina thutha ciathii kugura nyeni cia raji!???
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😂😂😂😂i never pass these...
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Just to minutes in and you're locked, thats how you make people commit to a series.
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cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticNov 10
Which TV show has a genuinely perfect pilot episode? One that introduces its world, hooks you immediately and makes you want to binge the entire series right then and there. What’s your 10/10 first episode?
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mnunuzi na mshahiri 😂😂
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Mtu Tano amekuwa nduru za kuaminika anapigwa Kila ucheo....
MÙSAKÙRÙ (@musakuru45) profile pictureMÙSAKÙRÙ@musakuru45Nov 10
Kwani my boy mtu tano amepigwa na bibi tena?
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Breaking bad was beautifully written and played.... Peaky blinders was good but that is all...
Levi$🧠 (@ItsLeecapalot) profile pictureLevi$🧠@ItsLeecapalotNov 10
'breaking bad and peaky blinders is overrated'haha tunajua umezoea movie za ngono umbwa😂😂
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Butterflies. "In our defense, she is beautiful as fuck, we have seen her eyes and we know you buddy."
Hmm (@riverjdn) profile pictureHmm@riverjdnNov 11
Btw Jana nlipatana na crushie, nkamsalimia.. Felt fucking butterflies in my stomach.. ilibidi jioni nikirudi home nimeze kisu, misumari na nyundo...no way a fucking grown black as midnight man with a fucking sprouting beard still has butterflies in his stomach:they had to die..
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Btw Jana nlipatana na crushie, nkamsalimia.. Felt fucking butterflies in my stomach.. ilibidi jioni nikirudi home nimeze kisu, misumari na nyundo...no way a fucking grown black as midnight man with a fucking sprouting beard still has butterflies in his stomach:they had to die..
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I watched heart of the beast and I swear I didn't cry 🙂.... *Yeah my eyes became wet.. Beat shit I have watched this week 🔥🔥🔥 A man and his bestfriend 💪..
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Conspiracy theorists (who are never wrong, all conspiracies have been proven to be true) what do you say about this?....
𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 (@justmercy__) profile picture𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀
@justmercy__Nov 10
Jaden Smith admits that just one night with 82-year-old Michèle Lamy changed so much about him, as he reveals he’s already falling in love with her. The two were spotted together once again, taking a romantic walk in Paris.
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Image from 𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 (@justmercy__)
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Respectfully, we matako usitufunze kazi
Dammy Esquire., (@Dammi_Esq) profile pictureDammy Esquire.,
@Dammi_EsqNov 10
Once you’re 35, focus on women in their early 30s. Women in their 20s are no longer your demographic Thank you
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Nimewai jaribu kushoot shot nikaturniwa down very fast before niharibu manenos... "You said unaitwa ,l******** thanks for the compliment ********but at the moment I am not interested"
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Next time nikijua uko maandamo ntakujia hug in the name of solidarity, inakaa kupeana nice soft featherly tall hugs...❤️... Ni mimi hide id.
Hanifa (@Honeyfarsafi) profile pictureHanifa
@HoneyfarsafiNov 10
Me with my inhaled ear lol. #FreeAbshir #FreeAyub
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