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Just to minutes in and you're locked, thats how you make people commit to a series.
Which TV show has a genuinely perfect pilot episode? One that introduces its world, hooks you immediately and makes you want to binge the entire series right then and there. What’s your 10/10 first episode?
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mnunuzi na mshahiri 😂😂
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My right hand is purple from a strong bite mark. One of my incisors is shaking. My forehead swollen. My back is aching af😬😬last time nilipelekana police station and they didn't do shit, actually, they took her number and started asking for ninio🤣🤣this time naenda kwa mganga💀
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Yengs ananishow ‘ there is a certain glow you only get in flights and vacation’ mimi saa io akili inagonga tu kukaranga fulu na omena.
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𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗡𝗔𝗕𝗕𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗦 𝗗𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗶𝗞 𝗣𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗟 𝗜𝗡 𝗠𝗢𝗪𝗟𝗘𝗠 A midnight intelligence-led operation in Nairobi’s Chokaa area has ended in the arrest of two suspects and the recovery of a pistol loaded with 11 rounds of ammunition, as detectives turn up the heat on suspected armed robbers operating within the capital. The operation kicked off when Buruburu detectives, acting on actionable intelligence, arrested Michael Osman Okanda in Chokaa for his involvement in robbery. But the arrest was merely the opening act. As detectives pressed on with their interrogation, Okanda led them to the residence of his partner in crime, Brian Mbugua Ndungu, alias Mwarabu, in Baraka, Mowlem, hoping to bring the second suspect into the dragnet. Mwarabu, however, was nowhere to be seen. But while the suspect had seemingly slipped through the net, he had left behind something far more incriminating. A meticulous search of the house led detectives to a jacket hanging in a wardrobe. Hidden inside was a Canik pistol, fitted with a magazine containing 11 rounds of ammunition. Assorted documents bearing Mwarabu’s details were also recovered. With the firearm safely secured, Crime Scene Investigation (CSI) detectives moved in to process and document the scene, as detectives shifted their focus to trace the elusive accomplice. The manhunt soon gathered momentum when detectives established that Mwarabu worked as a boda boda rider within Nairobi’s Central Business District, plying the CBD–Dagoretti route. Further intelligence indicated that he routinely returned to his rented house in the morning hours. Detectives would not leave that to chance. They laid an ambush and waited for their man to walk straight into their trap. Their patience paid off, when Mwarabu rode into the waiting officers’ dragnet aboard a red Boxer motorcycle, registration number KMHA 890H, and was promptly arrested. The motorcycle, suspected to have been used in the commission of crime, was also detained as an exhibit. Both suspects are now in custody, undergoing processing pending arraignment. Meanwhile, detectives are retracing their movements and activities to establish whether the duo could be linked to other armed robberies and criminal incidents across the capital. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!
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Band of Brothers.
What’s a TV show you’d rate 11/10 without hesitation?
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11.22.63, a very good sci-fi.
Without research, name a movie with a number in the title.
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I’m a strict big sister that takes care of everyone there’s no way my husband is younger than me please I don’t need to babysit my husband too😭 I need him older than me mature and warm
But are you angry about it tho?.
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This is not the Sanjay and Craig I know ooo
I’m grateful to be born early enough to experience peak Nickelodeon
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The Hangover trilogy is up there.
Name a movie trilogy where all 3 movies are actually good…I’ll wait 👀🎬
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Naisha. Sasa mtu anafaa aende wapii? Talanta Stadium ama?
"Makosa utafanya kubwa ni kurudi kwa mzazi after graduating "
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Naisha bana 😂
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Tunapigiana kuambiana goodnight 🤣🤣tunaulizana mbona kila mtu analala pekee yake na ivo ndio nimetoka... Hivi ndio mtu huolewa aki 🤣😤😤
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US Midterms: The Revenge of Iran
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"Mbari ya gatheshe, hatunaga kasheshe!!" Hmu wa.me/254106341418
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Genuine question: why didn't anyone ever shoot Magneto with a wooden arrow? It's not like he can control wood.
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