anything dumb i say is performance art that you just don't understand.
scotland, uk
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Hello! to celebrate the new season, I've made a notion template of my ranking point/yearly stat trackers! use this as you wish xox
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data-driven conclusions
🇮🇹Musetti se sincera sobre Zverev y su condición de número 1
🗣️"Sinner y Alcaraz siguen siendo mejores"
¿Estáis de acuerdo con el italiano?
puntodebreak.com/2026/11/09/…
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At this point you simply have to assume US private equity sees the UK as easy pickings, because they can always rely on us having weak governments who are unwilling to step in and put a halt to their bullshit.
Exclusive: In a message to staff, Poundland’s boss hails an £86m turnaround in the retailer’s fortunes.
But for almost two weeks, Poundland has been unable to buy new stock because its owner, Gordon Brothers, has restricted access to funding.
The business is selling what it has but cannot replenish its shelves. And administration looms.
What a mess. Full story 👇
itv.com/news/2026-11-08/poun…
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I am glad to see accountability for Brand and Walliams, but I worry that the festival of hindsight misses the fact that these men only faced consequences when their professional value had collapsed, and right now a successful man is probably getting with similar.
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This is a purposefully misleading graph. They've arbitrarily excluded taxes (VAT, corporation etc) that provide almost 60% of gov revenue, and the variation is driven by large disparities in % working age population (much of London is ~80%, areas like Clacton are below 50%)
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Yep, this is nuts. Flavio Cobolli is likely to finish the season as the first top-tenner who lost more points than he won (since 1991, when these stats are available)
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i can’t believe tennis fans are genuinely buying into wag culture. arguably the only sport right now where women players are almost unanimously seen as true equals to their male peers and people still find ways to disregard that in favor of the latest wag gossip
Kinda expected mirra to go 0-3 at finals with her record against t10 players thus far this year #nooffence but I am happy for her x
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Realising everything’s been shifted a week for ihc this year so cam is actually gaining points this week 😻
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Just realised I don’t actually know what I’ve been doing (on twitter) over off season for the past 5 years. Like I’ve been on here but what have I been doing? What have I been talking about?
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Duckworth one of those guys I just can’t imagine in my brain. I’ve seen him plenty but I can never remember who he is. And when I see him like, huh, didn’t think he looked like that. And then i forget again.
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i don’t understand why fans think that ao3 being on the national news will lead to it getting shut down. it being so notable is BECAUSE it has become an engine of culture which major commercial forces, including IP owners, now have a vested interest in keeping alive
EMMA IS ALIVE !
Taylor Fritz is no longer on the United Cup entry list. Ben Shelton has signed up for Team USA instead, joining Coco Gauff. Linda Nosková and Emma Raducanu (protected ranking #38) have also entered.
No longer entered:
🇮🇹 Darderi
🇩🇪 Maria
🇫🇷 Halys, Blinkova
Deadline is tomorrow.
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