@rolliwrites

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"En route to the crematorium, Jeroche told me about a French centenarian who’d been buried with 'at least 1000' croissants." My new story, "Hearse/Limo," is now live over at Fictionable). Read the full story here: shorturl.at/pG8DI #fiction #shortstory

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A limousine takes the eternal search for work in an unexpected direction in this short story from Rolli “You’ll never be Houdini,” my father told me moments before he died, though I didn’t believe...

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“The truth is … she hypnotizes you. With those enormous eyes. Then she opens her jaw as wide as a boa constrictor and..." Read my latest essay for Chapter 16: chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l… #longreads

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

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Cousin Illor, visiting from Spain. An avid drinker of decaf. ☕️
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“The truth is … she hypnotizes you. With those enormous eyes. Then she opens her jaw as wide as a boa constrictor and..." Read my latest essay for Chapter 16: chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l… #longreads

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

chapter16.org
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I'll be discussing the origins of the story on the Fictionable podcast, out soon.
Rolli
@rolliwritesOct 24
A failed magician ... a whimsical pervert ... an enigmatic hotel. My new story, "Hearse/Limo," is now live over at Fictionable (shorturl.at/WiMjA). Read the full story here: shorturl.at/pG8DI #fiction #shortstory
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“If you ever see a white van or a woman with bulging eyes, run. Run and scream.” Read my latest essay for Chapter 16, "The Bug-Eyed Lady." #essay #memoir #nonfiction #longreads chapter16.org/the-bug-eyed-l…

The Bug-Eyed Lady

We’d all heard the rumors. Of a white van. And its frightening pilot: a woman whose giant eyes stood on the edges of their sockets, threatening to jump. T…

chapter16.org
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Coffee 12 + 2. Good afternoon to you. ☕️
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A failed magician ... a whimsical pervert ... an enigmatic hotel. My new story, "Hearse/Limo," is now live over at Fictionable (shorturl.at/WiMjA). Read the full story here: shorturl.at/pG8DI #fiction #shortstory
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OVERHEARD: "I'm not doing well. There are too many snacks in Canada."
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Coffee 17. And you know what I mean. ☕️
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Coffee 21. Almost done. ☕️
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He works on a sliding scale. If I don't give him enough treats, he slides off the cushion and bites me.
Rolli
@rolliwritesOct 17
I have a wonderful therapist. That bites.
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I have a wonderful therapist. That bites.
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Coffee 18. How have you been? ☕️
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Coffee 12 + 2. How are you? ☕️
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OVERHEARD: "Those poor little protons. I feel sorry for them."
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I have a short story - about a gelatinous wolf - in the new issue of The School Magazine - available in 750 Australian schools.
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