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My views represent your employer. Anti-Gen X account.

Joined February 2009
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If El-Sayed could lose but the Democrats win the Senate that would just be perfection!
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Gen X continues to be the worst generation in history. Their kids hate them so much they believe nearly half as much as their parents.
Gen Z is the least religious generation we've ever polled. Today, about 36% of them say that they believe in God without a doubt. When Gen X was asked that same question when they were they same age as Gen Z now, 57% were certain of God's existence.
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Lol. The Young Turks big reveal is a dead senator. Par for the course for those rabid antisemites.
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Nearly 50% of the people who watched the first game said nah to watching another.
Versant spokesperson just texted that the WNBA Finals Game 2 on USA Network and CNBC averaged 1.33M viewers.
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My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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I never thought I'd see the day when the nobel peace prize was given out to a monster for the 42nd time
BREAKING: Denmark's former foreign minister “shocked” over Nobel prize to Navi Pillay. “She is not qualified,” says Per Stig Møller. When Denmark was attacked by Muslims over cartoons of Mohammed, Pillay refused to help. “Her response was that we should introduce censorship.” 🧵
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All costs would imply many illegal and immoral things.
It is difficult to express in words the rage I feel at Donald Trump siding with Putin in his terrorist war against Ukraine. He must be stopped at all costs.
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Next stop Islamabad.
There is a reason why Porto has been so popular with young people from rich countries where they are priced out of the most attractive cities.
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This is showing the best place to avoid the detestable offspring of Gen X is California.
“Just move somewhere cheaper” Gen Z took your advice and is now executing a full on takeover of South Carolina
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Fuck separatists and fuck the USA.
They would be better off. Alberta and Saskatchewan should separate too.
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Why are you emphasising the legs? Literally irrelevant.
American Airlines passenger allegedly put her legs against the window as she masturbated 🤮 Exclusive details: tmz.me/4y8H7ht
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I've been to nearly all European countries. Only missing a few. But I no longer have any interest in visiting the Netherlands or Ireland. Fuck these antisemitic cesspools.
Vandaag in Amsterdam, op het Rokin: “Long live the 7th of October” Dit land is knettergek geworden.
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Astead is a massive hack.
First, Piker's connection to El-Sayed was supposed to cost him the primary. Then the small margin of victory supposedly proved he couldn't win the general. Now he's polling better, and the goalposts have moved again. Why? As I wrote this summer, it was never just about the streamer. It was also about 2028, and the left's growing ability to go around traditional gatekeepers to get its message out. That was clear from our interviews. It's clear in the reaction to AOC's fundraiser comments. But "moderates" essentially agree with what she said: El-Sayed's performance does have a direct effect on the potency of the "electability" argument in the 2028 primary. That's why they've been so invested in litigating what counts as a win in the first place!
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Gonna sit my 5 year old down and explain ketamine and group sex to him, like a good father.
Hopefully nothing?
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People who need the government to alter time for them to function are just sad.
The advocates for permanent DST have a strong "whiny Gen Z who can't do anything" affect, yet are often old enough to qualify for Medicare. It's weird
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Why are the Lumineers making statues now?
The statue of Prometheus is finally finished. It was cast in Paris, crossed the Atlantic, and was assembled at Starbase. It took us 100 days to go from nothing to this. People of the West, we have lived through an era devoid of dreams, devoid of destiny. But the time has come to reclaim our dream of antiquity. In a few months, we will start building a new city. It will be the most magnificent city in all of history. After all, the great dream of the West has always been to rebuild Rome. Come walk beside us in this endeavor. The world is waiting.
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Classic abuse of history to make a political point. 👇
The US death penalty is the clearest proof that we are still living with the inheritances of slavery. Lynching only began to decline with the rise of the death penalty, when racism insinuated itself into the methods of punishment in our justice system through legal state murder.
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Image spending this much money to watch one of the world's most boring sports.
The most expensive college football stadium in the country opens up tonight @NUFBFamily💰
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Gen X is so old and senile they can't tell how old people are anymore.
Chyba nie można lepiej zobrazować różnice GenX vs Milenias
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