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Joined November 2010
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“I go do am” “I go do am” Na him make fowl no follow bird fly
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DOS-AGE game (v0.12) demo is now live! Play the competitive roguelike in your browser on any device, no install needed for a fun 5~15 mins run, with daily new challenges! It is now BOTH a standalone, and also a side-game playable from my web—sharing the same leaderboard. ↓
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How it feels to scroll past any Nigeria VS Ghana discourse that is purely ragebait and set up to cause arguments that lead nowhere
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“cops” for naija??
school counselors be like “this stays between us” then call the cops
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As a non-nigerian, must you understand pidgin tho? Like is it by force?😭 Go away tf
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SAs switch from English to their native languages mid sentence in their tweets all the time, but I don't remember seeing this much uproar. Una papa.😂
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I scored 90 and ranked #2 on today's Daily Challenge, Busy Tuesday, in DOS-AGE by @michaelmicasso. Same map for everyone, free in your browser: dos-age.com/s/0d6452462e36
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“it is well” ~ the average nigerian who has seen it all and can’t even complain anymore.
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Nigerian english, not Nigerians English Literally, not literary Olodo rabata.
Reading Nigerians English literary lowers your IQ.
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Higher
Seyi man , higher a fucking tutor make you try dey smart 😭
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“Higher”
Seyi man , higher a fucking tutor make you try dey smart 😭
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You didn’t remember that dark time that Brit’s were saying nyash is their slang
Replying to @wstgoat7
you cannot larp pidgin unfortunately, so sorry for you. 😂
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startup idea: a factory that makes RAM
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Rigging comes before dying. If you don't want to die, don't rig.
Obidients, Rig and Die is a call to anarchy. You have no constitutional right to kill anyone. It is the duty of security agencies to deal with electoral offences. #SayNoToElectoralViolence
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Blessed are the election riggers for they shall see God.
Obidients, Rig and Die is a call to anarchy. You have no constitutional right to kill anyone. It is the duty of security agencies to deal with electoral offences. #SayNoToElectoralViolence
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Nigeria has to work These randoms cannot continue to speak to us this way
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Yoruba Alfa admonishes Yoruba people not to support evil, not to support Tinubu. He says that defending Tinubu makes one look stüpid. He says that everyone who defends Tinubu looks stupid. Guys, vote Peter Obi and Kwankwaso of NDC for national healing.
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I never knew someone like this still exists in Nigeria! I have been lied to!
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Dey is never going to land as a slur sorry to tell you
Replying to @wstgoat7
Dey twitter crying in my mentions
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Can we sexualize normalizing
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Tinubu is incompetent…yes Oya Vote Seyi Makinde make I vote Peter Obi, you are still not happy. You this corn eater, I know what you are.
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