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Raymond Tukpe

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Curious about databases and distributed systems | Miyasaki-San Stan | Focus on what you want to see more of.

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Joined November 2010
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🌱 (@shliiime) profile picture
🌱@shliiime13h
Inshallah
rock 🪨 (@starryskyfever) profile picturerock 🪨@starryskyfeverNov 1
is there a word between yes and no
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Son Of Ayo (@TheAjakeManger) profile picture
Son Of Ayo
@TheAjakeManger9h
If you rig election, we will find you and do you and your family terrible things. See,Yakubu's criminality is putting us through hell already. If you rig, we will send you to hell along side your loved ones. You can tag whoever you want
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Oluchi (@Oluchi02v2) profile picture
Oluchi
@Oluchi02v223h
Your BODY was not DESIGNED to ENDURE TWO TINUBU TENURES! For the SAKE of your CHILDREN, leave TRIBE and GO for what is RIGHT!
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Harry Da Diegot (@trigottista) profile picture
Harry Da Diegot
@trigottista3h
If you rig, you go die You go die for nothing 📍
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VP16h
We got your back, New York!
Image from Vice President JD Vance (@VP)
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Joshie_NZ (@Joshie_NZ) profile picture
Joshie_NZ
@Joshie_NZ7h
Replying to @NYCMayor @hasanthehun
That’s my mayor (i live in New Zealand)
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MEK.txt (@michaelmicasso) profile picture
MEK.txt
@michaelmicassoOct 22
DOS-AGE game (v0.12) demo is now live! Play the competitive roguelike in your browser on any device, no install needed for a fun 5~15 mins run, with daily new challenges! It is now BOTH a standalone, and also a side-game playable from my web—sharing the same leaderboard. ↓
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Slimm✨️ (@slimmwrites) profile picture
Slimm✨️
@slimmwrites15h
How it feels to scroll past any Nigeria VS Ghana discourse that is purely ragebait and set up to cause arguments that lead nowhere
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Jindu✨ (@jindu__) profile picture
Jindu✨
@jindu__Nov 1
“cops” for naija??
𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾 (@alithasimp) profile picture𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾
@alithasimpNov 1
school counselors be like “this stays between us” then call the cops
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As a non-nigerian, must you understand pidgin tho? Like is it by force?😭 Go away tf
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orosco. (@orxsco) profile picture
orosco.@orxsco19h
SAs switch from English to their native languages mid sentence in their tweets all the time, but I don't remember seeing this much uproar. Una papa.😂
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“it is well” ~ the average nigerian who has seen it all and can’t even complain anymore.
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Nigerian english, not Nigerians English Literally, not literary Olodo rabata.
kigothor (@kigothor1) profile picturekigothor@kigothor1Nov 1
Reading Nigerians English literary lowers your IQ.
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SATRN (@JoeyXcv) profile picture
SATRN
@JoeyXcvNov 2
Higher
Miles (@C139999) profile pictureMiles
@C139999Nov 1
Seyi man , higher a fucking tutor make you try dey smart 😭
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Okorooooo™️ (@_MinisterOkoro) profile picture
Okorooooo™️
@_MinisterOkoro22h
“Higher”
Miles (@C139999) profile pictureMiles
@C139999Nov 1
Seyi man , higher a fucking tutor make you try dey smart 😭
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You didn’t remember that dark time that Brit’s were saying nyash is their slang
raeismommy. (@raesque444) profile pictureraeismommy.@raesque444Nov 2
Replying to @wstgoat7
you cannot larp pidgin unfortunately, so sorry for you. 😂
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kumikumi (Ankkala) (@ankkala) profile picture
kumikumi (Ankkala)
@ankkala16h
startup idea: a factory that makes RAM
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Suave Lawyer (@jurist_oriko) profile picture
Suave Lawyer
@jurist_orikoNov 1
Blessed are the election riggers for they shall see God.
Dr Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) profile pictureDr Dípò Awójídé
@OgbeniDipoNov 1
Obidients, Rig and Die is a call to anarchy. You have no constitutional right to kill anyone. It is the duty of security agencies to deal with electoral offences. #SayNoToElectoralViolence
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The Agendarer@professorstein0Nov 2
Nigeria has to work These randoms cannot continue to speak to us this way
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Ramotu Olaniyi (@ramotuolaniyi) profile picture
Ramotu Olaniyi
@ramotuolaniyiNov 2
Yoruba Alfa admonishes Yoruba people not to support evil, not to support Tinubu. He says that defending Tinubu makes one look stüpid. He says that everyone who defends Tinubu looks stupid. Guys, vote Peter Obi and Kwankwaso of NDC for national healing.
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