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midwestern cartoonist, bad at pool, caffeine enthusiast, sports fan, creator of Stone Avenue

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Joined January 2024
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Happy 250th America 🇺🇸
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Showdown!
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Stone Avenue 372
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the GOP won the popular vote for the 1st time in 2 decades and used that power to fund masked gangs to kill mothers and nurses, commit blantant financial fraud & started a war no one wanted; they orgasm at the thought of you poor, beaten, and killed, do not reward that behavior
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Last night i passed by a group of people obviously all dressed like austin powers so i said “groovy baby” as i walked by and one of them looked actually offended
complimenting a stranger’s halloween costume in NYC is similar to congratulating a stranger on their pregnancy. you better be 100% sure they don’t just Look Like That
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Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Well?
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BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
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big wnba game on halloween, Angel Reese could win her first ring and prove to the world how much of a hack fraud Caitlyn Clark is
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When the world-champion Brewers visit Lambeau:
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Rest in Peace Patrick Stewart
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sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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HOW (gentleman's) SWEEP IT IS ¡felicidades con su primer titulo, Cerveceros de Milwaukee! 🍺 #WorldSeries #Brewers
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no one at the world series knows I’m the jets admin
no one here knows I’m the jets admin
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not to hate on Tampa Bay, but beyond not having that many diehard fans, it's geniunely insane them being in the World Series wasn't enough for Floridians to not buy tickets off that novelty alone
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I don't think Tampa should relocate, they're a great team with some passionate fans; but it's kinda shocking a state as huge as Florida reacted to their World Series appearance with a shrug
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We did it.
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The call from Brewers Radio They’ve waited a lifetime to hear this
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little did this rumling know... that his team would win the world series...
I know I threw a big, fat temper tantrum about baseball 8 months ago; but now that my team has one of the best pitchers in baseball rn, I'm gonna have an even BIGGER meltdown this October
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Brewers are gonna retire so many numbers after this one, franchise defining win
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