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Founder @spacematterhc | Dog Dad, Former Startup CEO, & 5x Founder | Sh*t Opinions

Richmond, VA
Joined March 2021
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Founders, let’s stop building solutions to problems no one has 😅
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Clayface is really good. Very proud to be a dc stan.
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Replying to @NFLOfficiating
@NFLOfficiating making up a fake false start while the ump is holding up play and then doing it AGAIN the next snap. Kind of obvious who they have money on #TNF #NEvsCHI #Patriots
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I would like to see AJ Brown catch a deep ball
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AJ Brown is fucking buns dude. Why did we trade Boutte again???
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Why does Drake Maye have to be so inconsistent 🙁
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Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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People can keep pretending that this isn’t a sign of something wrong, but it’s a sign of something wrong
Trump: As much as I can fall in love with a man, which isn't that much, I fall in love with Tim Scott.
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WTF
Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?
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I’m fuckin crying dawg
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Trump corrects himself: "Mutilation-- mutilization..."
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Okay, seriously, what the hell is going on?
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Time for another dementia test
Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?
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Has MAGA always been this gay?
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Damn. Wait. This isn't AI Southpark?
OH MY GOD!!! This just played as Trump walked into his rally in North Carolina. This is not normal. "So God gave us Trump." "So God made Trump." "So God gave us Trump." "So God made Trump." MAGA is a cult.
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Man, I did not have Trump exploring his sexuality at 80 on my bingo card
Trump: You have Darline and her very handsome husband. That’s a good looking husband.
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This is the funniest sht I've seen in a long time! "Blehp." What the fck?! He literally has a frog in his throat. 😂 HAHAHAHAHA!
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Gotta love CNN's Anderson Cooper! He and his team made an amazing compilation of Dear Leader being gay as f*ck! 🏳️‍🌈
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When a rapist commands, "QUIET!"
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Trump doesn't appear to remember the difference between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans:
Trump: I think let's keep it the Atlantic Ocean, right? Pacific Ocean—we're going to call it the American Ocean. How do you think Europe, how do you think Europe would feel? Do you think they'd like that?
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