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Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
My sibling is hosting a comedy show with the singer of All-American Rejects in LA this Saturday! Get tickets here
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Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
My directorial debut premieres now. It was a dream to write this with @Senn_Spud and @elilutsky, and we packed that thing with more jokes than the god dang bible. You can watch it here ⬇️
Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
Teams down 20+ points in postseason last 2 years:
Knicks 5-3
Rest of NBA: 4-71
Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
Walking through Manhattan with a Bruce Bowen jersey like the beginning of Die Hard 3
Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
Paul Pierce says Madison Square Garden is not that intimidating:
“Like I know, the aura and the mystique and all the legend of the Garden, but it’s not a big history there. It’s not like you’re walking into the Boston Garden, you see 17 goddamn banners, 30 retired numbers. You know what I’m saying? It’s certain arenas that has a certain mystique. And I know the Garden has like celebrities and it could be, you know, rowdy outside and all of that, but like it ain’t arena to where you like, damn, we got to go here and play.”
(Via @NFGShow)
Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
You can only pick one
1 million dollars in 44 years
$5 right now
$100 of cheese in a month
A $10 gym membership
A metal suitcase without cash
Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
7 am listening to the local radio station and a bus monitor called in to request chop suey for the children on the bus
Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
business news doesn't typically thrill me but it's worth calling the proposed Netflix-Warner Bros. deal what it is: an all-out assault on Hollywood unions
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Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
Turn every banned pickleball court into a basketball court please
California city could become 1st in state to permanently ban pickleball abc7.com/post/pickleball-ban…
Sleeper Ryanohtrue retweeted
I'm not as into the salary floor as a lot of people. Wins are expensive in free agency and I think some of the low payrolls are just covering up poorly run orgs. Here's how many wins the cheapest teams would have if you made them spend remaining $ to $120m last season
