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ryan wright

@ryanolivewright

Herro Johnny Hatchet and The Alrights \m/ http://t.co/x3zFXXx9tL

 Atlanta, GA
youtube.com/user/enjoylifeluvmusic?feature=mhee
Joined August 2011
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Jack Bevan@jackbevan11 May 2014
I feel like my udders have been milked after that show.
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Next week @reptarathens are in town. Will you be there? ticketf.ly/12hbpOG
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Jack Bevan@jackbevan12 Jan 2013
It's kiss a ginger day. Where are my fucking kisses?
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Taquitos, borritos, DOMINOOOOOSSS!! #thevoice @ryanolivewright – at Georgia, USA
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@MensHumor22 Nov 2012
Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love.
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iiii take a walk (take a walk take a walk take a walk....) For real though.
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@MensHumor3 Oct 2012
I think I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. #HateWork
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KEEP ON MOVIN! Rock&Soul Dance Party THIS Saturday 9/22 @Basement_EAV / Spread the word. facebook.com/events/45685018…
Image from The BASEMENT (@BASEMENT_EAV)
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@MensHumor20 Sep 2012
"Life goes on, man." -The Big Lebowski
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I don't understand people who don't have iPhones.
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@MensHumor2 Sep 2012
I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread... just spin it.
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Ladies and gentlemen... we are 23 songs deep into writing our next album. That is all.
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@MensHumor21 Aug 2012
The worst way to die would be in your sleep...it's really the only thing I actually enjoy in life.
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@MensHumor9 Aug 2012
BEST WAY TO DIE: Clint Eastwood shooting you while Morgan Freeman narrates it.
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@MensHumor21 Jun 2012
I could be a morning person...if morning happened around Noon.
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@MensHumor12 Jun 2012
2 hour movie, 30 second sex scene... Guess which part your parents walk in on…....
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@MensHumor8 Jun 2012
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
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@MensHumor6 Jun 2012
You know you're fat when you run out of breath eating.
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@MensHumor24 May 2012
Growing up I always dreamed of being slimed on Nickelodeon.
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@MensHumor20 Apr 2012
#ThatAwkwardMoment when someone doesn’t reply to your text messages, but updates their Facebook status.
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