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that one friend who’s too homestuck newgen • he/they/xe+ • priv. acct: @COOKlEDROlD • FLY HIGH @stacolaty ‼️🕊️ •

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Joined January 2024
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figured i’d make a new pinned because I have so many more followers for different fandoms I didn’t have listed previously so hi i’m staco here are the stupid things I like please don’t bully me with this information!!! also read my strawpage rahhh staco.straw.page ☆
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now that the look outside fandom is much bigger i should repost some of my old shitposts from my first few months in. seriously i think at least one of these was made pre-audrey update and are all pre-sybil design reveal
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i’m look uncside i’ve been here since the game had only been out for 2 months
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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Como se siente pasar de tener 17 a 18
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wait im mourning his buttcheek straps 🥺 i liked them
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morning for my bio exam and i’m thinking about davekat instead of doing any revision because i’m going to flunk this anyway
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being 18 so embarrassing cause i was doing this shit at 14 too with different characters like can i just Grow Up
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had my dave strider costume for halloween but decided against it cause there’s no way i was risking getting confused for the como se dice i’m tryna fuck glasses guy
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i haven’t read jester quest yet but
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there’s a species of wasp native to australia that cums so hard on flowers believing it to be a female that it’s visible to humans
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i love you gooner wasp
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AVERAGEHARRY FOR BI RIGHTS!!! It was so hard for him to say but he did it for us <3
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just started playing look outside and whenever i see the attack option while talking to the npcs this pops into my mind (this is my first fanart for this game)
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not me though cause why am i stuck at 5’5 at 18 while my 14 YEAR OLD BROTHER is nearing 6 foot already
"the younger sibling is shorter" sounds like a storytelling trope for establishing social hierarchy of primogeniture physically and you would think would be dispelled as a myth only to find out that reality is annoying and in fact birth order does often predict relative height
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the answer is that i’m trans and my mother is like 5’3 and my dad is 6’1 but also god why i’ll never be able to experience bullying my younger brother. he’s the one bullying ME not even because i’m trans but because he LOVES PISSING PEOPLE OFF
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>called semen >comes out when i see men
>bodily fluid commonly called as "cum" >you cums cum to cum out cum
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my iphone SE from 2020 just stopped charging properly i hate my life
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🚨 PROGRESS DETECTED 🚨 DEPLOYING PENIS MADE OF BLOCKS WITH SPIKES THAT CHASE YOU INSIDE IT WHICH YOU HAVE TO RUN TOWARDS TO PRESS THE BUTTONS
what the FUCK is this room edmund
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got jumpscared while researching molds 😭
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like obviously i know why it’s called that. but oh my god
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