Agronomy and farming in the summer and snowmobiling in the winter.
NE South Dakota
Joined August 2016
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Matthew Smith retweeted
Words Of Wisdom From Children 😂👍
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick,
age 10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?* don't answer him. Michael. 14
3. Never tell your mom her diets not working.
Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on. Shelly, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to.
Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Bridgett, 11
9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14
10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're
eating crackers. Mitchell, 12
11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic lac. Andrew, 9
12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the
same time. Timmy, 9
13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk. Jeffrey, 9
14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11
15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
horse. Naomi, 15
16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Lauren, 9
17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10
18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Amy, 13
19. Never try to baplize a cat. Jason, 8
Matthew Smith retweeted
Traded in 2 very nice 2020 model unverferth grain carts. Used 2 seasons. Electric tarps. 1050-32 tandem . Joystick auger control. ISO Uharvest auto unload. RT’s appreciated #harvest #unverferth
Matthew Smith retweeted
As a man, adulting is realizing;
1. You will die, and most people won’t care after a while.
2. People use you until you’re no longer useful.
3. Most people secretly want you to fail.
4. One day you’ll wish you started today.
5. Most people fake happiness while dying inside.
6. No one is coming to save you.
7. You’ll be judged no matter what you do.
8. Your health is your greatest wealth.
9. Happiness is temporary—discipline is permanent.
10. Success takes longer than you think.
11. No one respects weakness, even if they sympathize.
12. Complaining changes nothing.
13. Not everyone you love will love you back.
14. Money won’t solve all your problems—but it solves most.
15. Social media lies to you every day.
16. You’re replaceable at your job.
17. Life is unfair—get used to it.
18. One day, you’ll run out of days.
19. Regret hurts more than failure.
20. Nobody cares about your excuses. Work harder
The earlier you understand this, the better and easier your life gets.
Matthew Smith retweeted
“I lower my pressure on my outside pass to reduce drift”
Pretty common practice everywhere I travel. I think we can do better 🤷♂️
Where are the weeds in your fields ?
Matthew Smith retweeted
Area restaurant to celebrate Afroman’s lawsuit victory with free lemon pound cake waffles whio.com/news/local/area-res…
Matthew Smith retweeted
The final book on @NDSUfootball in the FCS:
Overall rec: 251-49
Record since 2011: 198-22
10 national championships
13 conf. titles
51 FCS playoff wins (#1 all-time)
38-2 home playoff rec
9-5 vs. FBS
Win streaks of 39 and 33 games
16 NFL Draft picks
4 QB's in NFL
#GoBison 🤘
Matthew Smith retweeted
Adam Carolla: Most people on the right “just want to be left alone.” 🔥
@friedberg:
“I never was interested in politics. I hate talking about it, I hate getting involved in it.”
“I’ve always just been a guy like, leave me alone, let me do my work, let me live my life.”
“I don't want to think about government and politics, but it's become so prevalent in our lives.”
“It's become something that all of us are almost forced to discuss.”
@adamcarolla:
“ Everybody I know who gets lumped into being a right winger, all they say is, ‘I just want to be left alone.’”
“I have a property. It's my property. I own it. I pay taxes on it. I would like to rebuild my property.”
“And the government says, ‘No, you cannot.’”
“And now I have a problem. And it's getting political, but I don't want it to get political. I just want to be left alone.”
“I got a niece and she's five years old, and I don't want a nine foot tall tranny reading her Cat in the Hat at the library. This is avoidable. You can just leave her alone.”
“And you can leave me alone, and I'll pay my taxes, and I'll be a good neighbor, and I'll pick up my dog's poop. And we could get on with our lives.”
“But you won't have it. You have to get involved.”
“And most of the people I know, who are on my side of the aisle politically and just sort of emotionally, are going ‘I just want to be left alone.’”
“If I want a gas stove, I want a gas stove. If I want a gas powered truck, I want a gas powered truck. And I would like to be able to rebuild my property using my money and then pay taxes on that without you getting so involved.”
“So I'd just like to be left alone.”
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Matthew Smith retweeted
“We did our absolute best to get the best possible outcome from these products.”
but
“The biggest surprise of anything is that nothing worked anywhere,” says Naeve. “Even among cynical people like me, that was really shocking.”
Me too.
NEW BLOG POST: Do biostimulant seed treatments boost soybean yields? New study across 103 locations in 22 states says no z.umn.edu/az7p
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Matthew Smith retweeted
Here is your new Twitter based kijiji option farms
Got something for sale?
Tag @AgGearXchange and they will repost it for you to spread it around
Hopefully it works out👌
Matthew Smith retweeted
Planting date and maturity once again played a large role in yield performance in 2025 in NE IA.
For soybeans... early planting and "early" maturity (2.0-2.3) varieties produced the highest yields. Both being a trend we have seen the past several years.
For corn... full season hybrids and May planting dates were the ticket in many areas for high yields. Both of these have been the trend for several years also.
Note: Were only two plot planted before April 15th.. were in a "no storm/wind" zone & had two fungicide applications.. probably should have left them off the chart..
