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Finally an answer to the question no one is asking: Would you rather have dinner with Mariama James or $9?
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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I can't believe this. I'm a massive Nathan Fielder fan and I spent months auditioning for a singing competition thinking it was a fake metatextual element of a new TV show he was making. It turns out it was a genuine singing competition with no comedic framing whatsoever
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Replying to @minilek
There were a bunch of NP-complete problems with subexponential algorithms already.
Including "Planar 3-SAT".
If I had realized that, I would've thought it very plausible that full 3-SAT was also subexponential.
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With the new results showing that 3-SAT can be solved in subexponential time, let me explain the confusing ways theoretical computer scientists talk about "exponential time".
There are two very different notions of exponential time in use:
1. The class E of problems solvable in 2^O(n) time, or equivalently O(2^(kn)) for some constant k, or O(c^n) for some constant c > 1.
2. The much broader class EXPTIME of problems solvable in O(2^(n^k)) time for some constant k.
The second is a misnomer: it’s the exponential of a polynomial, not just an exponential. But it’s the one complexity theorists usually mean, because it’s closed under polynomial-time reductions. In particular, every problem in NP is in EXPTIME.
Similarly, there are two notions of subexponential time:
1. 2^o(n): for every ε > 0, time O(2^(εn)), i.e. faster than O(c^n) for every constant c > 1. This one doesn’t have a standard class name.
2. The much smaller class SUBEXP: time O(2^(n^ε)) for every ε > 0.
The results announced by OpenAI and Anthropic run in approximately 2^(n /√log n) time. That makes 3-SAT subexponential in the first, weaker sense.
Proving 3-SAT is in SUBEXP would be a much bigger result. SUBEXP is closed under polynomial-time reductions and 3-SAT is NP-complete, so every problem in NP would then be solvable in subexponential time.
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First unit distance fell, and that was great
Cause we love proofs as well as progress.
Then cycle double cover, that's okay:
It's only graph theory anyway.
Who's next?
The Levent got JC3, but don't you grieve:
There's still a salary to receive.
Non-sofic groups arrived, but have no fears:
They can't replace us for at least Five 🖐️ years.
Who's next?
Claude slopped out a zeta bound and we said:
"It ain't RH! Go to bed!"
Then FLT got autoformalized within Lean
Just another clerical work by the machine.
Who's next?
Then Tristan got Euler, but we all knew
That was Anthropic's internal compute
Bubeck's 🐪 gonna 🐪 get N-S 🐪 too 🐪
Just to dunk on You Know Who!
Who's next?
AGMAI. Was. Getting. Tense.
Recommendation. In. Self. Defense.
"OpenAI's our shepherd, we're all NDA'd,
But just in case, we better condemn!"
Who's next?
I'm moving the goalposts. This is exponential time
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i resent snl uk for giving me (white guy) nigerian wicked because i (White Guy) CANNOT keep walking around saying "come to find out .. the wizahd is broke"
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Happy anniversary to The Times They Are a-Changin', the truly cursed Bob Dylan Broadway musical that opened on this date in 2006 (and closed a couple weeks later). For "Like a Rolling Stone," they had the whole cast—wait for it—roll around on stones.
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Replying to @SevereCritic
Can't a novel be about a guy trying to improve his position in an intensely stratified society without everyone saying it's about class?
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![Tools and computational resource disclosure. We used AI to help with LATEX, specifially the -emoji created by Microsoft Copilot. We asked Copilot and Chat-GPT 5.6 for references proving or disproving that the category of all finite dimensional representations is braided monoidal. While Microsoft Copilot tried to convince us that the category is braided and that our paper is wrong, ChatGPT was aware of sign problems and that one has to take a subcategory. ChatGPT didn’t know a specific reference proving that it is not braided monoidal, but it helped us find [BG24, §4.1]. Furthermore it started proving it using that paper, even though we didn’t ask for it. We completely ignored that part, since we have our own proof.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HVqGcY8XIAA8wC5.jpg?name=small&format=webp)
ALT Tools and computational resource disclosure. We used AI to help with LATEX, specifially the -emoji created by Microsoft Copilot. We asked Copilot and Chat-GPT 5.6 for references proving or disproving that the category of all finite dimensional representations is braided monoidal. While Microsoft Copilot tried to convince us that the category is braided and that our paper is wrong, ChatGPT was aware of sign problems and that one has to take a subcategory. ChatGPT didn’t know a specific reference proving that it is not braided monoidal, but it helped us find [BG24, §4.1]. Furthermore it started proving it using that paper, even though we didn’t ask for it. We completely ignored that part, since we have our own proof.
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I was invited to panel w/Zizek a few y ago. So I read 2 of his books & couldn't figure out what it was abt, so I declined. I now bitterly regret missing the occasion as I attended one of his lectures and althought I still understood nothing I found him playfull & mesmerizing.
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I have just published a piece that is very important to me. It's about why so many "progressives" and people on "the left" are lying to us right now about crime, safety, and repression, and what we should be doing instead. equalityalec.substack.com/p/…




































