Scott Warren

Play the final round at Oakmont. Wyndham can’t get through the front gate and has to WD. Problem solved.

375-yard par four and Rory hits it through the back of the green. What the fuck are we even doing?! This is insane.

It’s good to see England taking the issue of alcohol-fuelled deadshittery seriously and giving the captaincy to… Harry Brook?! foxsports.com.au/cricket/cri…

Nelly on 18 tee.

Truly @feedtheball @GolfDigest I am mortified for you. Put some proper effort in or don’t bother.

All the people touching themselves over Rory’s comments about golf courses need to remember that when he was asked for his 10-Round Split between Quail Hollow & Royal County Down, he was spending six of those rounds in North Carolina.

Might be my new favourite chat that @MattMollica & I have had on AGP, as we close in on 100 episodes.

How we feeling, @AndrewKirbyGolf @Luke_Elvy?!

If an aggressive & slightly unstable cartoon character dog were to take up golf as part of a storyline, it would move and behave exactly as Bryson does.

The phrase “world number 3 Russell Henley” is the perfect summary of how fucked the last four years have been for professional golf fans. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I don’t want to get all #blessed about it, but some days walking this earth are exceptionally special & will live strong in the memory forever. This combo of course, conditions & company made for one hell of a walk around Tara Iti today.

This chat between Bill Clinton & Tony Blair could just as easily be a transcript of @AndyTFE & @BrendanPorath on @TheShotgunStart.

Aussie men 10/27 for cuts made at the majors this year. Masters - 2/5 (Day, MWL) PGA - 3/7 (Davis, Scott, Smylie) USO - 4/6 (Davis, Day, Leish, Scott) Open - 1/9 (Leish)

I wonder if Scottie might mentally pre-celebrate this win so he can tap in on 18 tomorrow and immediately move to working out what’s for dinner.

Australian men’s professional golf is in a dark, dark place.

Glad @NoLayingUp spent some time on Richard Teder in the Rd.1 recap. I don’t mind the “metal McLovin” comp, but for me only one man comes to mind anytime I see the Estonian amateur.

Golf courses/regions are like dogs. Everyone thinks theirs is a good one & no one is necessarily wrong.

First instinct was that this was the 1st hole at The Australian. No shade, just my genuine reaction. Green is too far left & too many trees right, but there’s a decent similarity there.

Someone needs to tell Sabrina about The Masters. She’d froth it.

Producer: It’s live TV, so you’re going to repeat yourself eventually. Luke Elvy: What about if I just repeatedly repeated myself on repeat?! #indahaus