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🚨 João Félix meeting some of his new Chelsea teammates. (🎥 @ChelseaFC)

Supporters are reminded that, should a large number of fans leave the stadium early, some temporary road and car park closures may be implemented to ensure the safety of pedestrians. These closures will remain in place until it is deemed safe to reopen the affected roads and car parks.

Max Johnston’s Mrs after hearing Derby fans laugh at how shit he is all game #dcfcfans

The same person by the way, who played a school girl, sexually, on the inbetweeners.

The new Scottish Member of Parliament Irshad Ahmed tries to explain that pubs aren’t designed for religious minorities which don’t drink alcohol 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Never ever understand this, Bradley Lowery was a 6 year old child who died of cancer ❌ Why would you even do that to the Sunderland fans ??? xitter.gq/RokerReport/status/211…

I’m not joking if I’m @Arsenal I would be looking to file a defamation suit against @ftfc and @JayLynchy. He’s completely lied about our players character on national radio to make them look like someone they’re not. Thankfully Fleetwood player Adam Murphy told the truth and outed Jay as a complete and utter liar, which I’m sure will be used in court in Arsenal’s favour.

Laughed way too hard at this 😂

have to send both off tbh. Also to tackle a 16 year old like that… he should’ve been punched

That's not Viktor Johansson

Paedophile who spiked baby's bottle with vodka before abuse jailed trib.al/uZ04hxK

You’re literally sitting next to her while she’s wearing sunglasses @afowler06. She must think you’re full of shit.

It's a fucking zoo in Yorkshire not Jurassic Park. What did you expect someone on a watch tower with a high powered rifle just waiting for this very situation? 😂😂

No shirt swap. Not even a photo with Messi 📸❌ Benin boss Gernot Rohr says his players were left disappointed after being turned away by security when they tried to approach Argentina’s team during Messi's farewell game.

Kell Brook and Conor Benn nearly started throwing hands ringside 😂 (@MatchroomBoxing)