
alli // very married to @xan_tronix // affianced by @tron_gf // senior kitchen sink engineer // it costs a lot of money to look this cheap
midwest gothic central, MI
Joined August 2008
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HIDEAKI ANNO COMING UP WITH A NEW SHOW: what if the mech pilots were all sexually frustrated teenagers. that’d be so fucking funny dude
HIDEAKI ANNO SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE SHOW: these poor fucking kids.they didn’t ask for the loneliness. [sobbing now] they’re just kids,
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you know what? fuck you *does a Fast Fourier Transform on your profile pic, plays it back to a bird, that bird sings back its own impression of your profile pic, does an inverse FFT on the bird's song and shows you the bird version of your profile pic*
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Replying to @sendqueery
you'd think they'd want to cover the spread at the very least
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Replying to @sendqueery
perfectly cromulent temperature to set the hot water heater to
oh
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*talking to sharks at shark tank* it’s called Kratom. It’s not pills, it’s dirt. And you can buy it at the vape store. Take three that’s an adderall. Take 15 *pause for dramatic effect* that’s a perky brothers and sisters
Mark Cuban: what does it taste like ?
Me: Dog Ashes
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a chrysler 300 look like a phantom until a phantom pull up 😳
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Normal person: I wish my husband was still alive 😢🕊️
Erica Kirk when her husband was shot:
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Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
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travis kelce nodding along as taylor reads lyrics to him, trying desperately to remember if “mahogany” is the one where you only date one person at a time or the one where you don’t respect women
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Yes I’m a champagne socialist—I think we all deserve unfettered access to Miller High Life, champagne of beers
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"what about genius"
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what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it


























