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A big barrier to entry into hard right wing politics as currently constructed is that you have to be sexually attracted to cartoon children to be in the club. If they loosen up some of these rules, I think their movement could see more success.
Will Sommer
@willsommer5h
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.cf/usedgov/status/2115069…
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Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office. Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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Pretty brave of him to get out there again after nearly being assassinated on Saturday
NFL on ESPN
@ESPNNFL23h
Crowd: "Dallas Sucks." Marcus Spears: "Y'all do too." Former Cowboy Marcus Spears not feeling the chants from the Philadelphia crowd on Monday Night Countdown 😅
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Wouldn’t you like to know
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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This is all because of social media & unhinged political candidates. It will get worse.
Esmael Noticías@esmaelnoticiasOct 26
Brigas, agr3ssões e disparos marcaram o período das eleições em diferentes regiões. #Eleições2026 #ViolênciaPolítica #Brasil #Democracia #Notícias
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Dude these guys are not ready
Blake Masters Enjoyer
@Based_MastersOct 26
My prediction: R's get 53 Senate seats. If it's a bad night, we get 52. If it's a really good night, we get 54.
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Gary Treeman@PurpyNFL22h
WE ARE MACAFEEEEEE WE TAKE OFF OUR SHIRT WE FIGHT FOR THE GOSPEL OUR FEELINGS GET HURT
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Some of you are so insufferable
Qira 🎀
@Qi_ra997Oct 25
one of my corporate simps on this fine payday🧎🏻🧎🏻
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Pat McAfee for some reason
Official Ohio State DG
@DylanEverydayOct 26
Wild Pat McAfee felt unsafe at Utah
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munii@m1nuyln2Oct 26
my goalkeeper of the year.
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“gas prices will drop to $3 before the midterms”
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 26
BREAKING: Trump says he doesn't "give a damn" about gas prices heading into midterms Gas prices are forecast to hit $4.20 on Election Day
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Finally a chance to kick my feet up. Watching every pitch from my hotel room in Dodge City! #WorldSeries
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Jesus Christ
Jonathan D. Miller@JDM4NCOct 26
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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Evan Barker
@evanwchOct 25
Replying to @goatlockerchief
I’ve painted entire rooms gold before
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Nick shirley
@nickshirleyyOct 25
🚨 Brazil's right wing revolution has begun... Thousands upon thousands of people took to the streets in Rio de Janeiro in support of Flavio Bolsonaro as he attempts to take down Lula and declare war on the gangs of Brazil. Under Lula a Supreme Court judge put former president Jair Bolsonaro in prison and then house arrest for the next 20+ years. His son Flavio is running to free his father and free Brazil from Lula’s communist-like government. Brazil's right wing movement is being led by the Bolsonaros, 30 year old Nikolas Ferreira, and 28 year old Lucas Pavanato. Something incredible is taking place as millions reject the ideas of socialism and communism. VAMOS BRAZIL! 🇧🇷
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A total & complete shutdown of AirBnB owner’s living in or entering the United States until we can figure out what is going on.
Ginger
@HandyGingerGalOct 24
It's blowing my mind how many grown adults think it's unreasonable to ask them to clean up their own dirty dishes when they rent a house with a full kitchen.
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I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.
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HE’S SHIRTLESS 🤣🤣🤣 AT 9:02 EASTERN 😲😳🤯 NOBODY IS DOING IT LIKE PAT 🔥🔥🔥 GLORY TO ISRAEL 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
Pat McAfee
@PatMcAfeeShowOct 24
Let's CELEBRATE the hell out of College Football.. What am I supposed to do... Thank you Coach Saban 😂😂 #CollegeGameDay
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Max
@MaxHomasexualOct 24
9AM Eastern and Pat already has his shirt off 😂😂😂😂 this guy is the fucking man!!! Someone get him a double shot of whiskey 🥃 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Did this guy intentionally try to look exactly like Ron DeSantis?
Joe Mitchell
@joemitchelliowaOct 24
If this photo upsets you, I am not sorry.
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