Watching the end of the world, like Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets. Fomenting rebellion through memes. Still kind of a shitbird LCpl.
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Iβve reached the age where I can hurt myself putting on pants, but Iβll still try to move a refrigerator alone.
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Is it my imagination, or are the nations all acting like this upcoming Midterm Election event is like the final nail in the coffin for the international DeepState, and so they are all preparing for the DeepState to maybe make one final crazy desperate Hail Mary play during or just before the 2026 election?
Wargames? Nuclear war simulations? Issuing a βfinal ultimatumβ to Iran? All nations suddenly calling on their citizens to prep like crazy? Three days? A week? A month? Ninety days? Ukraine suddenly being resolved? Comey being indicted? Swallwell and Omar being raided? Iran running out of money? Democrats all saying that if they lose this election, America will be doomed, so its now or never?
The world is on peak alert.
Strategic Command has officially launched its massive Global Thunder nuclear readiness war games.
The entire American nuclear triad is awake and operating in the skies.
B-52 heavy bombers and B-2 stealth wings scrambled from bases nationwide.
Air Force E-4B Nightwatch and Navy E-6B Mercury doomsday command planes are airborne right now.
These planes are designed for one purpose
Relay emergency nuclear launch orders if Washington and ground control centers are wiped off the map.
They are running full-scale nuclear war command simulations.
Britain put three of its four nuclear submarines to sea.
Japan is running missile evacuation drills.
The Pentagon is isolating its military bases.
Now America's airborne nuclear command is testing its triggers.
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β‘οΈBREAKING: Russia has Decided to increase the number of its Nuclear Scientists to 800 and to build Eight Nuclear Power Plants for Iran - Fars News
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Cincinnati, Ohio-based Kroger has received a $3 million Make America Healthy Again federal grant. Critics say it appears to be a taxpayer gift to market the company and do more customer surveillance. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/β¦
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A pharmaceutical company wants to cure you as much as a casino wants you to hit the jackpot.
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Hey, my boyfriend and I noticed you from across the bar and wondered if you'd like to join our doomsday cult
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Life could be so simple for both of us. I pay the bills and you make Hamburger Helper in a thong.
Me, flirting π
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For all those resisting the fear porn, they dont have a depopulation plan without the depopulation bit, just fyi. Theyve warned the peasants 3 days, and apparently the military 3months - that's interesting isnt it. Theyve laid out a few reasons/excuses for blackouts cyberwarfare, storms etc. Another oil rig just sank. At the least the squeeze is on and its Β£10 for Charlie Bighams pies... So keep your vibe high but maybe get some beans n rice or even better choc, coffee n things you like too
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93% of all stocks are owned by 10% of people. The bottom 90% have basically nothing. Very cool system.
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Dear US Govt:
This would be a good time to explain what, if anything, is triggering the simultaneous stockpile alerts and such so that the rumor mill doesn't fill the information vacuum.
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When the election is over, these politicians will forget my phone number, or that I even exist. They only text when they want something. Just like my ex.
