alchemical debauchery

Joined August 2010
idk. i for one shoot that shit up my veins
Actually being in love feels dreadful, even if the love is reciprocated. You are anxious all the time, each interaction with them is characterized by fear, you agonize over doing everything "right." You are acutely aware if you fumble things, you will never live it down.
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I will give all my fucks till I can’t give no fucks no more
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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Just delegated my entire birthday trip abroad to aero, an AI travel concierge built in India. Didn't expect to be this impressed! 🤯
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when my ex and i broke up and blocked each others socials, his best friend would relay messages about how we both were liking the same fucked up esoteric reels
two of my mutuals broke up and blocked each other but they're still liking the same posts it's kind of poetic 😭😭😭
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god i need to build a wardrobe that accurately represents my avant-garde brutalist taste
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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i'll never stop wearing my heart on my sleeve. my sleeve just comes with a built-in sword now
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worst part of it all is realizing they love to see you in pain
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lost my fav lipstick only to realize i could make it from first principles by ….drinking mocha
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yeah that was definitely not his first rodeo if we’re being so fr
Marriage is so scary because what do you mean your partner can wake up one day 20 years from now and decide to cheat
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rent-free in my head: "piece of shit fucking lizard"
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it’s like we have to repeatedly, intentionally kill the old versions of ourselves to actually live. ouroboros.
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idk about body dysmorphia but i definitely have skin dysmorphia cuz i’m always confused when i get skin compliments
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that or i have actually seen it pass the glass skin benchmark once. so anything remotely off is just pale in comparison
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Life imitates art.
Ormanda birbirine sarılan sincap çift fotoğraflandı.
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home? you mean the vortex that sucks me in if i don’t get outside 3 hours after waking up?
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i don't remember the last time i was reading only 1 book at a time and that maybe making me insane
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weirdest mind trip ever is when you just do things, it's hard to understand how you can not and when you don't do things, it's hard to understand how can you just do things
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when you put a restraining order on male bpd art hoe so he starts stealing your tweets
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