I love flop shots and hitting driver off the deck. Luxembourg sucks.

Dallas, TX
Joined December 2013
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AFC Offensive Player of the Week, CJ Stroud, wearing his Astros hat, at tonight’s Rockets game against Dallas at Toyota Center.
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Kevin Durant fell and the WHOLE BENCH helped him up 😂😂😂 I’m going to love this team.
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60 years of @HoustonRockets Tradition #Rockets #AllFire 🚀
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Do I want generic NBA content? Yes. Do I want detailed Wizards content? No.
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Is it at all worth thinking about how the Protect College Sports Act billionaire is all in for the Texas railroad commission candidate who was trying to start a racist panic over non-white students at Texas <checks watch> five weeks ago? No probably not
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This show be having me IN TEARS lmao Charles Barkley: "You take away Giannis, Bam, Klay, and Wiggins, name me 3 Heat players.” Shaq: “Tyler Herro.” 😭😭
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The Washington Wizards are above .500 for the first time since November 28, 2022.
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Trump: As much as I can fall in love with a man, which isn't that much, I fall in love with Tim Scott.
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Rockets. Lift the trophy baby.
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Charles Barkley: "Should we be standing this close to Shaq?... He's been hanging out with Kash Patel. That's dangerous." Ernie Johnson: "Oooh! Ooooh! Oh, I didn't know you were going there. But I should have known you would."
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The infamous banned Halloween cold open from The Office that you won’t find on @peacock or @netflix. Michael Scott really had no boundaries.
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Uh, what
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Mavs/Rockets on ABC? Don’t mind if I do.
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The @TexasGOP investigating who sent the trans mailers.
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We had the same brochure sent to our house, also addressed to our kids…
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THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK LMFAOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭
JD Vance greets Bengals players on the way out
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Four days until LIV Golf’s Oct. 25 deadline for players to sign up for LIV 2.0. Public commitments to date: Richard Bland Cameron Tringale Brendan Steele Ben Campbell
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Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just “done a deal” with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.
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