@sielaffc
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To any upcoming law school grads: not only is this advice not some closely held pearl of wisdom (it’s what all law students hear), it’s also bad on the merits. You don’t need to waste one of your last chances at having fun/getting laid on editing an article no one will ever read.
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Adam Greenwald
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my future son: dad who was i named Sal after? me, explaining the 2026 Milwaukee Brewers:
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a@vlezvs11h
he’s cooking her dinners, washing the dishes, and making her laugh! i know many idiot boyfriends who cannot say the same
dom@dearooz14h
new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Its been a frustrating season so far for Packers fans in part because Jordan Love is getting ZERO roughing calls. Don't worry though, Micah Parsons is coming back soon to draw his usual zero holding calls.
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matty buckets@thelaundrymatOct 26
Work Christmas party is at the aquarium and will have an open bar, I am going to meet Steve Irwin this December.
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Sam Dekker
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He’s not lying. First time I met Tyler was at a @Brewers game!
Cameron Ezeir@camezeir13h
More #Brewers talk from the #Bucks. This time from Tyler Herro, who grew up a fan of the Crew. He calls the overlap of being traded back home and seeing the run to a #WorldSeries “surreal” and “unimaginable.” Talked about his favorite Brewers memories growing up, including a shoutout to guys like Ryan Braun, Prince Fielder and T-Plush.
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Green@naive_melody_15h
This is all well and good to say until you actually watch the movies and it's a bunch of actors awkwardly standing in front of a green screen giving deliveries like they've never spoken the English language before
Little Boots Productions@LittleBootsPro16h
The Prequels are good films because they tell a cohesive story; that of Anakin’s fall. The pacing the good, the score is fantastic, the visuals are good, and the acting is Shakespearean. The plot, as well, has more substance than the OT. Most hate against it is preferential.
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Pratik
@PatelESPN13h
can’t believe the rays had a guy go out and throw a yes-hitter
Just Baseball
@JustBB_Media15h
Cam Booser allowed 4 ER without recording an out in the 5th inning. It's the most earned runs he's allowed in a game in his entire career 😳
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Andrew Wagner
@ByAndrewWagner10h
Then maybe they shouldn't have shit the bed in the NLCS.
Edward
@ware323214h
Another boring and low rating game 3 of the World Series. Dodgers always deliver the best timeless moments. Tampa Bay v Dodgers would have brought up ratings 2X. This shows you that the Dodgers save baseball time and time again #WorldSeries
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P@PPFleegrr_8714h
Me in 1999 pretending I’m podracing
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker2h
Hard not to notice what a losing hand guys like Bret are stuck with. Had to go from talking about the "kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful country in the world!" to a blanket demand that everyone just stop talking or knowing anything about Israel.
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸
@infolibnews8h
NYT's Bret Stephens whines that Democrats know "Smotrich and Ben-Gvir" but not "the interior minister of Japan." Their "obsession" with Israel drives him "crazy." (Being politically informed on Israel is now anti-Semitic.)
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sal frelick climbing up on the dugout rail
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Well, yes
izzy@butchysports15h
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keewa 🇵🇸@keewa23h
Meanwhile, in the real world, university students are forced into menial labour or sex work in order to pay rents to their landlords, but they do have a "choice" whether to do it or be homeless
Nick Tyrone@NicholasTyroneOct 26
This is the most important thing that young leftists misunderstand about socialism. They think they'd be artists and free thinkers, allowed to live off the state and do whatever they want, when most of them would be forced into a job they hate for life.
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Mike
@GMagz_420_13h
Some of these Dodgers fans can’t get over getting absolutely dogwalked by the Brewers that they’re still tryna say they’re cheating lmfaooo. Pathetic group of people.
.@dookiebettsss15h
Brewers ring will legit be a stain on the National League. Just a disgusting brand of baseball to represent us.
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Samuel Deats 🌕@SamuelDeatsOct 26
LLOOOOOLL literally a handful of people are holding the AI corpse up, just fucking bury it already
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 26
BREAKING: Anthropic said that roughly one-fifth of Anthropic's revenue came from two customers. The remainder came from a small handful of clients. Anthropic saw a net loss of $80.7 billion through June, though the vast majority of that was the result of accounting charges.
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pasta thots🇵🇸@muppetspice10h
she’s my hero
carter hambley@carterhambley16 Apr 2021
god i hate my girlfriend
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Vinsanity@beefcake_18012h
I'm fucking crying dawg thats an all timer
Underdog NFL
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Wade Phillips on the Eagles defense: "There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass."
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Miranda@DoomScroling4h
If being considered "godly" requires someone to be a white supremacist, hate immigrants, fight against women's rights, & be intolerant of any religion outside of christianity, then that is a religion of hate. A religion of hate is unworthy of being practiced or glorified.
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