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Simie-Boy

@simieboy

Defender of the Universe, King of the Impossible, Saviour of Small Animals | Wannabe stand-up comedian | 🏳️‍🌈

 Melbourne, Victoria
Joined April 2010
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Let’s check on how the American empire is doing
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Tom Zohar@TomZohar22 Oct 2024
They look like they own and operate a drag club and they just found out their son is about to marry a woman from a conservative family
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Kylie Minogue, Dancing Queen, Sydney Olympics, 2000 ✨ #KylieMinogue
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My daughter's Y3 teacher is the absolute GOAT. She single-handedly crocheted a mini-me of each kid in her class as an end of year gift. Approx. 8hrs per doll. Even the hairstyles and clothes are spot on. What a legend.
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If you’re returning to work today and one of your colleagues “put on a few…” during the break there is no reason to mention it, we are aware.
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The pre-game entertainment starts right here 🏆 #aflgf #nrlgf
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I felt threatened this morning handing out #VoteYes flyers when a (white) tradie insisted that because he'd worked on building sites in Alice, he was an expert on the #VoiceToParliament, and I knew nothing. Spare a thought for #Indigenous people who put up with this every day! ☹️
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AJ✨@a_dzyj26 Apr 2023
OK the new Bad Bunny x Adidas collab is fire! 🔥 👟
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I suppose that’s true in a way
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Alan Tudge says his passion has always been in social policy.
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Jesse looks like he’s in an Uber at 4am with a kebab that won’t stay down #mafs #mafsau
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Hi friends.. I need some help pushing this out to as many people in Vic as possible. Gorgeous girl Tilly is terminally ill and she needs a home. She was found on the street and is in the care of the @LostDogsHome. They’re unsure of how much time she has..
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Get on the beers
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Is Bec Judd packing her bags to leave Brighton?
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Dustin Martin, who might be the greatest player ever, facing criticism for an incident that was 6 years ago at a private function because someone felt special spreading a video. No wonder he’s sick of living in Melbourne.
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Even though humans are rarely affected by foot and mouth disease, and animals can survive, it, Fiona Simson for @NationalFarmers explains why animals must be culled if there is an outbreak.
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Apologies to Cher and all that, but THIS woman is an icon #Jackie #HuntedAU @HuntedAU
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The Solstice bench doing it’s magic ⁦@UOW⁩ (only at the winter and summer solstice the circle shadows form straight lines)
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What an extraordinary map of Melbourne from the Sunday Age. The Liberal Party all but wiped out
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What a night to be in Australia!
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Big cheers to everyone who made it to end of that shitshow.
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