Simon Greening

Last night I watched the first ep of #raceacrosstheworld (celeb) on @BBCOne with Sam Ryder, Ella Eyre, Jeff Stelling and Princess & Junior Andre (so their parents’ kids) . With £26 a day they all need to travel 7500km from Borneo to Melbourne. A cat picks Sam’s first route! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #CrewGirl on @NetflixUK with Miku Martineau. Doing for rowing what Heated Rivalry did for ice hockey minus the man-on-man shower scenes. Teagan’s dad’s on the run so she relocates with mum but the school only has a boy’s team: awkward! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #ThisCityIsOurs series 2 on @BBCOne with James Nelson-Joyce. We start in Liverpool (after Ricardo’s hit & run that ended S1) and Spain (tracking down Davy’s rotting body). Michael is pulled back in as the threats increase! Tense as hell! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #Adultery on @ITV with Dominic Cooper. What happens when two families are drawn together because their kids are dating & then two of the parents fall for each other, the meet-cute happening over a bike accident? Safe & clunky & need more! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #SloPitch on @skytv from Karen Knox via 🇨🇦 (@CraveCanada). Based on a web series, the Brovaries are a (mostly) LGBTQ+ softball team who decide to actually make an effort as the coach’s ex is running a rival team (& might be dating a guy)! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #ItGetsWorse on @Channel4 from/starring Leo Reich. Three 20-somethings need a new flat (after repairing a wall) but their lives are falling apart with them needing temporary stays (& Ethan crosses a line with a therapist). Outrageous fun! 8/10

Last night I watched #TheExperiment on @Channel4 with Sophie Morgan/Mat Fraser. Starts with archive footage of Hitler demonising disabled people before we see Segrilife; a fake facility full of actors modernising Nazi ideas to see how visitors react. Provocatively chilling! 7/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #KitchenNightmaresUSA season 10 on @Channel4 with Gordon Ramsay. Last series was a build-up to the Super Bowl, this time is focussed on restaurants in the Midwest starting at an Indiana steakhouse. Shouting, cooking, swearing, makeovers! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #CrystalLake on @peacock with Linda Cardellini. It’s a prequel to the Friday The 13th movies with Linda as Jason’s mum and the events that lead up to his disappearance. Very bloody & very 80s-looking (ratio/titles) but not very gripping! 7/10

Last night I watched #Exposure #AYearInReform on @ITV (after seeing clips all week). The number of people who held disgusting views in just a 12 month period is mind boggling & the snippets don’t do the full documentary justice. The beginning of the end? Possibly. Hopefully! 7/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #Time back on @BBCOne from Jimmy McGovern. In a young offenders prison for this 3-parter with David Tennant leading (Siobhan Finneran the DNA linking all 3 series). Unbearably tense from the off and so much heartache by 60 mins: must-see! 9/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #TheLastLeg back on @Channel4 for series 35 with Adam/Alex/Josh. A look at the week’s news with guests (Tim Minchin/Ellie Taylor) + searching for a new Burnham lookalike. Slicker with less talking over each other & minimal #Strictly chat! 7/10

Last night I watched the new (first?) special #HungryHornyScared on @skytv from Paddy Young. Already smashing Weekend Update for #SNLUK it’s my 1st time seeing his stand-up (want to see him live). Super funny with a delivery I’ve not seen before. And sexy. With added walrus! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #TheSplitUp on @BBCOne with Ritu Arya (spin-off from #TheSplit). We’ve gone from London to Manchester but it’s still a family law firm as nuptials get derailed when the cheat’s employed. Wasn’t a fan of the original and nothing’s changed! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #Youth on @hbomax from Sharon Horgan. Woman in her 50s, divorced + kid off to uni: check. Still feels horny & wants sex: check. Cue filthy cringe situations that are pure Horgan: check. Laugh out loud funny & another hit post Bad Sisters! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #Pierre on @Channel4 with David Harewood. He’s a duty solicitor working the graveyard shift while getting his junk looked at in a late-night casino (before doubling his money). Feels different (if a little random) with good performances! 7/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #TheParty on @ITV with Luke Evans. The ‘party’ is an actual one (bit cringe) & the conservative one looking for a new leader. Lots going on that ends up with someone covered in blood answering questions (no comment) plus uni flashbacks! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #TheRealRooneys on @DisneyPlus with Coleen & Wayne. Got time for her after #Wagatha but far less for him when #MOTD calls. This is a year in the life after the jungle/leaving Plymouth. Full access (whole family) but all for the cameras! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #MinervaAcademy on @NetflixUK (from 🇮🇹). It’s another Elite: students acting way older than they actually are but this time in a military training school. The stakes are over the top/camp with everyone trying to snag a mentor/dress sword! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #Physical100Mexico on @NetflixUK weeks after the Italian season began. Athletes, Olympians, influencers & people who live in the gym all want to claim they’ve the perfect physique. Not as many hotties as in Italy but challenges are epic! 7/10