Simon Greening

Last night I watched the first ep of #raceacrosstheworld (celeb) on @BBCOne with Sam Ryder, Ella Eyre, Jeff Stelling and Princess & Junior Andre (so their parents’ kids) . With £26 a day they all need to travel 7500km from Borneo to Melbourne. A cat picks Sam’s first route! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #CrewGirl on @NetflixUK with Miku Martineau. Doing for rowing what Heated Rivalry did for ice hockey minus the man-on-man shower scenes. Teagan’s dad’s on the run so she relocates with mum but the school only has a boy’s team: awkward! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #ThisCityIsOurs series 2 on @BBCOne with James Nelson-Joyce. We start in Liverpool (after Ricardo’s hit & run that ended S1) and Spain (tracking down Davy’s rotting body). Michael is pulled back in as the threats increase! Tense as hell! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #Adultery on @ITV with Dominic Cooper. What happens when two families are drawn together because their kids are dating & then two of the parents fall for each other, the meet-cute happening over a bike accident? Safe & clunky & need more! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #SloPitch on @skytv from Karen Knox via 🇨🇦 (@CraveCanada). Based on a web series, the Brovaries are a (mostly) LGBTQ+ softball team who decide to actually make an effort as the coach’s ex is running a rival team (& might be dating a guy)! 6/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #ItGetsWorse on @Channel4 from/starring Leo Reich. Three 20-somethings need a new flat (after repairing a wall) but their lives are falling apart with them needing temporary stays (& Ethan crosses a line with a therapist). Outrageous fun! 8/10

Last night I watched #TheExperiment on @Channel4 with Sophie Morgan/Mat Fraser. Starts with archive footage of Hitler demonising disabled people before we see Segrilife; a fake facility full of actors modernising Nazi ideas to see how visitors react. Provocatively chilling! 7/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #KitchenNightmaresUSA season 10 on @Channel4 with Gordon Ramsay. Last series was a build-up to the Super Bowl, this time is focussed on restaurants in the Midwest starting at an Indiana steakhouse. Shouting, cooking, swearing, makeovers! 8/10

Last night I watched the first ep of #CrystalLake on @peacock with Linda Cardellini. It’s a prequel to the Friday The 13th movies with Linda as Jason’s mum and the events that lead up to his disappearance. Very bloody & very 80s-looking (ratio/titles) but not very gripping! 7/10

Last night I watched #Exposure #AYearInReform on @ITV (after seeing clips all week). The number of people who held disgusting views in just a 12 month period is mind boggling & the snippets don’t do the full documentary justice. The beginning of the end? Possibly. Hopefully! 7/10