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@simonzera

hakuna matata

 Place, Japan
Joined March 2019
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Congrats @TheDemocrats on all the wins. Jobs done and now time to kick up our feet and relax till next election.
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SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The #Ravens have signed veteran G Michael Jordan.
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"I assure you, it stands for Strong Safety"
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@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Demshiza@D3MSHIZAOct 20
this is how everyone in the czech republic looks
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T John@ThreeodoreOct 19
Replying to @art_is_found
Charlie Kirk got the vaccine and his neck failed to clot. Bummer
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It’s so funny that Daniel Jones pulled it off with two different franchises
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Kooties@KotlmaoOct 17
kay ೀ⋆｡ (@naorisettes) profile picturekay ೀ⋆｡@naorisettesOct 16
thinking that oomf actually loves u is like thinking that the stripper genuinely likes u
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As a big comedy fan, this was a pretty special moment for me
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weather@dsxf234161Oct 14
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Tua Tagovailoa is in at quarterback
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I've been warning people for years about the live format of this show
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@PopCraveOct 11
Shane Gillis accidentally saying the F bomb on SNL.
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MrBeast
@MrBeastOct 9
I am not giving away money on discord. If you get a message claiming so it’s a scam.
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DEMON: When Michael Penix Jr wrote this letter to #NFL Teams before being drafted… “Truth is, I’d be more worried if I had never been injured. We don’t all come back the same. I know the storms I’m prepared to weather. For most people that’d be the end of their story. But there’s more to my story, and I own every page of it.” “So I have no problem taking all the MRIs and X-rays you ask of me… Truth is, it’s an EKG that will tell you everything you need to know about me.” The #Falcons ended up selecting him in the 1st Round... DAMN 😳
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ftg@menfoubroOct 5
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Saw a Bad Bitch on the Train and she laughed at my Jets Zach Wilson Jersey 😢
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You flatter me, Pornhub. I'm well over 18.
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løøn@loonsunshineOct 1
i love how she considered both sides
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@JDAWG_KINGME92Oct 1
Fuck stanley
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@SaintsSep 30
Congratulations to our September #SaintsMVPet Stanley! #Saints | @raisingcanes
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