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I don't know what you expected.

Saint Paul, Minnesota
Joined May 2009
The future is unlimited and the past is but a trace of memory -Barron Trump
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This is unbelievable lmao
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Nobody showed me how to do anything. It's not rocket science. You shouldn't even be wasting money at Sephora if you don't know what you're doing. Drug store makeup is more than good enough for most people
Replying to @vivi_darkness
Learning how to do makeup without someone irl to teach you (friends or family, not some random makeup lady at Sephora) is literally impossible. 17 years into HRT and I still don't know how to do any makeup. Shits hard yo
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Fun fact: the country with the most affordable groceries is the country with the most rocket launches and the most billionaires.
Why do billionaires build space rockets instead affordable community grocery stores?
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Average Redditor friendship
UNBELIEVABLE 😡 “I’m giving you consent to take advantage of my wife. She will not be consenting, but I own her and her body.” Police say Zarian Dyer, messaged these words to another man, on Reddit, asking him to attack his wife in their home, and to FACETIME him while he did it. Dyer was arrested on Thursday, and is being held on a 500K bond. Source: Arizona’s Family
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When I was 4 months old my mom put me in a flower pot on the porch for Halloween and idk if I’ll ever best that tbh
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Lol what
This “transwoman” put a MASSAGE GUN on his DICK, in an apparent effort to “feel more like a woman” during male masturbation. 😬 Long story short — He tore his urethra & dick skin off! Now, he’s warning other MtF “transwomen” not to do the same thing with their “developing bodies” (his words). 🤦‍♀️
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Hate this question and the replies
Neurodivergents what colour is November?
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Let's compare these findings to recent reports by the Minnesota Big If True Council
Minnesota Truth Council's preliminary report finds federal immigration operations violated constitutional rights, detained more than 70 children, and cost workers $244M in wages. READ MORE at the link in bio.
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Every community already has affordable groceries. Poor people just prefer the luxury food they can't afford. The proof is in the obesity.
Why do billionaires build space rockets instead affordable community grocery stores?
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What is actually happening is that you're in a heterosexual relationship and your female partner is pregnant. There are countless posts like this from young people on Reddit. They're in a genuinely difficult situation and need clear, evidence based support, especially with a baby involved and not affirmation of the idea that a female can be male. The fact that the main concern is about presenting as female, rather than the reality of the pregnancy and the child, blows my mind. They need practical, honest help and the baby needs that even more.
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Some are just pointing their toes inward, but two of these girls bear the end appear to have a congenital bone deformity that requires major surgery to fix (I had it)
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American Protestantism long-game: get the Pope on tax evasion
Replying to @ChrisExpTheNews
What if we got the Pope for not reporting job-related benefits to the IRS. It'd be so good
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This is an ideal result. I had the opposite experience and can now feel like a collosal disappointment forever
This was the Reddit top
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We've done that like, three times. One time was with literal white criminals and it's now a paradise that parasite invaders beg and cry to get into.
Replying to @TanneriteCortez
Go find an unclaimed land, develop it, and build your white Christian nation. Best of luck.
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Getting into the halloween spirit by writing in a spooky name like "Phil DeGraves" or "Frank N. Stein" in the guestbook at my sister's funeral
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I bet so many people have experienced the fallout in high cognitive demand workplaces when a hot female peers was hired, but nobody wants to try to study it
Interacting with women temporarily dulls men’s cognitive abilities - especially when they find the woman attractive and are keen to make a good impression. stevestewartwilliams.com/p/m…
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Truth is beautiful. Idk man
Can someone explain to a Jew why it is that Catholics appreciate Metal imagery (it’s always skulls, blood and roses with them) but Protestants melt down at the sight of anything approaching PG-13
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On the contrary, we think they owe us more gifts
Les Américains moyens qui apprennent que « leur » Statue de la Liberté est un cadeau des Français.
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