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🇺🇲 🇻🇦 Agreeable Midwestern tradesman. Your roof is leaking because there's a nail where there shouldn't be. Classical Liberal

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Joined May 2013
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I assume someone has already told him, but it behooves the President both spiritually and politically to delete the picture, no matter the intent.
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Banging pots and pans in the OR and shining laser pointers into surgeons’ eyes until they make a mistake, and then citing that as the reason we need to abolish hospitals
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In Europe you can refer to Americans as pigs, but not convicted rapists
A Message to „piggy Land“: there is No censorship in Europe, and everybody has to follow our rules” Trump fights the free press, suing newspapers and TV stations. So leave us alone
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Isn’t there someone you owe an apology to?
The Church of England appoints the first female Archbishop. Sarah Mullally describes herself as a feminist and is seen as a theological liberal. She supports the observance of LGBT+ History Month, and favours abortion rights.
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You are a liberal. You're concerned that the government has stifled a man's speech over misinformation. Tomorrow you will wake up and buy your morning coffee, but your card gets declined. Bank of America says that you violated terms and conditions. There's a grainy photograph of you from five years ago, huddled shoulder to shoulder with hundreds of racial justice protesters. This photo was published by the FBI, and someone recognized you. Likely someone you considered a friend. You are a liberal. You're concerned that the home of AOC was raided by the FBI. Several of her staffers and lawyers have been imprisoned. An open letter was signed by one hundred national security experts, stating that she is an agent of Venezuela. Signatories include Nick Fuentes, Bronze Age Pervert, and cumpumper1488. You are a liberal. You're concerned that your capital hill district was taken over by a right wing militia. They've erected blockades and patrol the perimeter with AR15's. The government does not intervene, they surrender the nearest police station, they negotiate and request permission for EMT access. A young black man gets into a shootout with the militia. He's given a trial. Right Wing shock troops gather outside the courthouse daily. He is found guilty. Later, one of his jurors gives an interview wearing a Proud Boys t-shirt. You are a liberal. You've been sentenced to ten years in prison over a meme. You are a liberal. Your truck left skid marks on an American flag mural and you're charged with a hate crime. You are a liberal. You trained your pug to do a communist salute and now the government has some questions for you. You are a liberal. You've been kicked out of school. Your kidney transplant was denied. You're on a no fly list. You can't get a bank account. You've been fired. Your friends are denouncing you. Protestors are at your front door. You are a liberal. And the right has gone bananas.
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Erika Kirk lifts up Charlie’s cross amidst great suffering and pain. Her actions say to us - This is where hope remains. On this Feast of the Exaltation of the Holy Cross, we place our trust in Jesus. We adore You, O Christ, and we praise You. Because, by Your holy cross, You have redeemed the world. @MrsErikaKirk - You and your family are in my prayers.
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Dear @marcorubio: Maybe the State Dept. would like to do something about the ZDF Washington correspondent Elmar Theveßen, who appears on German television and slanders Charlie Kirk before an audience of millions. Perhaps his visa should be revoked, for example.
Replying to @eugyppius1
Actual exchange, translated: Theveßen: Kirk ‘has very, very strong right-wing convictions. Let me give you a few examples. For example, he said that homosexuals should be stoned to death (...). He said that black people are taking jobs away from white people because of the policies of the Democrats in recent years. He said that if you're sitting in an aeroplane with a black pilot, you should be afraid.’ Lanz: Have I understood correctly, he saidhomosexuals should be stoned? Theveßen: Yes, of course he's referring to the Bible when he says that Christianity should be taken literally. He's not applied this to modern times, which is actually, um, largely to be expected. But you can say these are racist statements, these are anti-minority statements, and it's also true, clearly, he belongs to the right-wing radicals in the USA...
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This guy owned a pharmaceutical testing lab. In 2010 he went bankrupt, locked the doors and left all the puppies and monkeys he was testing inside to die.
Donald Trump arrives in Michigan today to celebrate his first 100 days in office. Here's how I'll be greeting him.
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Like it or not, I think we kind of crossed the rubicon on which public officials are fair to arrest a few exits back after frogmarching the former president in the middle of an election year for crimes no one could articulate.
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Hey anyway remember when Zelenskyy hired that lunatic American troon who wanted us killed if we didn’t support infinity Ukraine spending
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“Oh no! The last Lutheran church has been repo’d and sold to a Somalian mosque!” “It’s okay Marty. Your thing was a worthwhile experiment.” “Was it? Did we really learn anything we didn’t know?” “On second thought, not really. Turns out Vikings are libtards though, which is interesting.”
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The lawfare was bad, but far worse was the HARD coup attempt on the eve of 2020 election. DC Chief of police told local cops to STAND DOWN, traitor Mark Milley refused to deploy DoD personnel; Trump had to pull ppl from Bureau of Prisons. We remember the REAL coup. It wasn't J6
Democrats used the DOJ to try to implement a soft coup They raided the GOP frontrunners home, charged him with fake bullshit at the state level, and tried destroying his business They lost and are fuming at the first sign of accountability You will be charged and you will go to jail
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Just google “ordo amoris.” Aside from that, the idea that there isn’t a hierarchy of obligations violates basic common sense. Does Rory really think his moral duties to his own children are the same as his duties to a stranger who lives thousands of miles away? Does anyone?
A bizarre take on John 15:12-13 - less Christian and more pagan tribal. We should start worrying when politicians become theologians, assume to speak for Jesus, and tell us in which order to love…
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Whatever you think about Trump, the edits go hard
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Please take sex scenes out of shows and movies. It adds nothing to the plot and you can suggest it without showing it.
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(Sigh) Ok, I’ll only say this once: - Greco-Roman culture devalued work, considering it the stuff of slaves, this is absolutely true; idleness and aristocracy were linked together; idleness was seen as key to contemplation, culture, etc. - Christianity ennobled work, considering it good and part of your vocation. The motto of Saint Benedict was "Ora and Labora". This caused a culture of tinkering and empiricism which led to the scientific revolution. - The "Protestant work ethic"-cels took things too far, worshipping work at the expense of everything else The correct Western view is an appreciation of work *as well as* of aristocratic idleness
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America should liberate the people of Britain from their tyrannical government
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Be careful, America 4 years ago, Canada was also promised "the top 0.01% of talent" with temp foreign workers. "Doctors and engineers" What did we ACTUALLY get? -diploma mills -a housing shortage of 4 million homes -15% youth unemployment -lineups for job fairs -immigration scams, nepotism -balkalization, with entire cities from one demographic -$40k "pay for citizenship" jobs -protests demanding citizenship -hospital wait times and infrastructure shortages -wage suppression -companies unable to compete if they didn't also bring in foreign workers -refugee claims, when citizenship didn't pan out -40% to 50% housing inflation -40% rent inflation -10 people living in single family homes -lower gdp per capita -empty food banks -40 year old dudes working the teen jobs -people working UNDER minimum wage Canada's view of immigration plummeted 30% in 3 years. And ultimately.... our left-wing prime minister had to apologize on national TV for this immigration mishap. Easy does it, okay?
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Tech bros: “There’s a shortage of talent. We need more workers! More H-1Bs!” Professor of Computer Science at UC Berkeley: “My perfect GPA students are contacting me worried because they are getting zero job offers.”
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I can’t believe an American congressman wore the Russian army uniform to congress. Russia owns our politicians.
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