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Joined December 2021
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ஆலமர கட்சி for a reason 🔥🔥🔥 @arivalayam
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I am so fucking tired of this
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back to where I belong... #football
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Class 👏🏾
Michael Carrick asked if he feels let down by one of his most experienced players (Martinez): “No.”
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Of all the news channels he can quote, that's the one his social media handlers chose. It is clear beyond doubt that the DMK IT wing is either intellectually bankrupt or totally compromised!
மீண்டும் மீண்டுமா?? #TVKFails
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he knows that it's hard to make United great again with this incompetent board, lazy players by his side. 💔
Bruno Fernandes in tears while applauding the fans.
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AI & video edits இல்லனா கட்சியை கலைச்சிடலாம் போல .. 😜😂😂 எந்த மாதிரியான மனநோயாளிகள் இதுங்கனே தெரியல!! பாவமா இருக்கு.. அந்த wig மண்டையனை தான் சொல்லனும் - அவனோட incompetence a மறைக்க இந்த லூசுங்க போராடுது அவன் ஜாலியா sidechick கூட romance பண்ணிட்டு இருக்கான் 🙄
ஒரு வீடியோ போட்டு இப்படி உலகமகா ட்ரோல் மெட்டீரியல் ஆயிட்டாரே🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🚨🗣️ Roy Keane on Lisandro Martínez’s red card against Chelsea: “Lisandro Martínez has cost Manchester United in three different games this season. You cannot call yourself a professional footballer and make a challenge like that when you already know you’re on a yellow card. You have to use your experience and understand the situation of the game. Your team needs you on the pitch, and you cannot afford to make such unnecessary decisions that leave your teammates in trouble. I understand the desire to compete and win the ball, but there has to be a level of intelligence and discipline. That challenge was completely unnecessary, and he has let his team down. At this level, these mistakes can cost you games. Manchester United cannot keep making life difficult for themselves.”
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#Glazers, you fucking leeches! You’ve sucked this club dry, milked every penny out of it and dragged one of the greatest football institutions in history into absolute fucking disgrace. I’ve been a Manchester United fan since my childhood, I’ve witnessed the glory days, the dominance and the standards this badge once represented. Now look at this fucking mess! A club that once ruled English football struggling in the bottom three. You greedy, shameless parasites have absolutely no respect for this club, its history or the millions of fans who live and breathe Manchester United. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T BUILD THIS CLUB. YOU INHERITED A LEGACY AND FUCKING DESTROYED IT. GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR CLUB, YOU USELESS BASTARDS! #GlazersOut #FuckoffGlazers #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd #RedDevils @ManUtd @ManUtd_Es @MU_Foundation @ManUtd_ID @ManUtdMatchday
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What’s even more astonishing is that there has been ZERO communication or comment from anyone in charge of the club over the past week. Absolutely disgusting. Get them all out! 😡
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It has been 62 days since Manchester United last won a PL game — their worst run in 38 years. Nine consecutive games without a win.
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"ஒரு 4 மணி நேரம் உங்க முதலமைச்சர வந்து வெயில்ல நின்னு உங்க கோரிக்கையை கேக்க சொல்லுங்க பாப்போம்.. முடியாது"... திமுக கண்டன ஆர்ப்பாட்டத்தில் மேயர் பிரியா பேச்சு #Kanchipuram | #DMK | #Protest | #MayorPriya | #PolimerNews
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10 extra mins for what!!! End the game now.. 😭😭😭
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I don’t want to see Carrick sacked, I want to see whoever decided not to sign a CB and LB sacked tonight 😤😤😤😤😤😤
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whenever dalot touches the ball it turns into a corner. what an idiot 😭
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🚨 Bruno Fernandes covered more distance (6.1km) and created more chances (3) than any other player in the first half vs Chelsea [@StatmanDave]
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United in the bottom three.. complete mess. 🤡🤡🤡
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carrick needs to step away from these selfish monsters.
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Martinez😡 you just gifted the game away 😫
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Give us the goal Mainoo.. 😌
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here we go again.. 🥲
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