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Nick Morgan (parody) retweeted
Go to read a preview of @skilldrick's new JavaScript book, and it's really good. It's aimed towards beginners but I learned a few tricks. Those who follow me know I find most programming books to be terrible,when I find one that is actually good, I want to share.
Hey everybody! Barnes & Noble is doing another 25% off sale for all pre-order books - get JavaScript Crash Course today with promo code PREORDER25 barnesandnoble.com/w/javascr…
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Replying to @elonmuskbooks
JavaScript for Kids: A Playful Introduction to Programming. Many thanks to @skilldrick!
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Plum, my lady Plum plum, my lady They were in the ice box Super Tasty
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i hope tucker carlson and don lemon just switch roles and confuse the hell out of boomers
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Nick Morgan (parody) retweeted
another cool way to spend $8 would be donating to @StJude. even cooler, I'll match the first $1,000 and my company will match another $5,000. also cool: I'm running a full marathon for it just under 2 years after I had to learn how to walk again. donate: fundraising.stjude.org/site/…
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Nick Morgan (parody) retweeted
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." "Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."
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*way* too early compilation ahead of time compilation just in time compilation fashionably late compilation if you're quick you can still make it compilation really you should've done this a week ago compilation it's definitely too late now compilation everybody is dead compilati
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Nick Morgan (parody) retweeted
It almost makes you think that when people who are enriched from the existing status quo engage in what they call “disruption,” what they are disrupting is any progress away from the status quo. Oh. And one other rather minor thing the world’s smartest man is doing …
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we’re all trying to find the guy who did this
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Replying to @WyattDuncan
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wait how cold is it in new york today
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when i wake up and it’s a little cloudy outside xitter.cf/imzarvinnn/status/1635…
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Nick Morgan (parody) retweeted
THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED “AS IS”, WITHOUT A HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO BEING A PLACE OF HONOR, FITNESS FOR COMMEMORATION, AND ANYTHING OF VALUE
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Nick Morgan (parody) retweeted
I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names: 1.) I am afraid of electricity
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Nick Morgan (parody) retweeted
Finally… a San Junipero for men ✨
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Feeling lost? Need guidance? Need rocket shoes? Want shoes with rockets in them? Depressed because you don't have rocket shoes? No rocket shoes, loser?
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we’ve given morning people way too much power
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The True Story of the Uncle-That-Worked-At-Nintendo
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Sushi restaurant had "long tamago" on the menu so we had to find out what it was
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