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Fitz

@slipperyfitz

Ciao!!

 WNY maybe
Joined September 2012
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I need to be shot!!!!!!!!! with a gun!!!!!!!!!!! in the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Evil country full of terrible people. No redeeming qualities or benefits just pain and suffering for everyone but those born into rich families. Really bleak stuff!
Priscilla Alvarez (@priscialva) profile picturePriscilla Alvarez@priscialvaSep 28
NEW: In a Texas courtroom Monday, 25 migrant children lined the pews — a 9yo rested her head on the table, a 6yo pretended to fly an airplane, and a 3yo played with the mic. Many in attendance didn't have an attorney — and a 13yo was ordered removed. A look inside, thru sketches.
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Sam@halaljewAug 15
They’re hooting and hollering for higher gas prices! They’re actually cheering! Lower than cattle, truly
Politics US (@PolitlcsUS) profile picturePolitics US
@PolitlcsUSAug 15
🚨 WATCH: President Trump addresses gas prices reaching $4 per gallon “I’ll never apologise, you have to live with it, I did the right thing”
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cants@cantseyyAug 12
I'd have died that day too
Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) profile pictureQuite Interesting
@qikipediaAug 12
In 1845, nearly 79 people were killed in Great Yarmouth after they rushed onto a bridge to see a clown in a tub being pulled by geese.
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they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone
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They made vibrio reporting optional? they made LISTERIA reporting optional??? This is really bad dude
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The only reason I use my turn signal is because I like the sound it makes
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Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) profile pictureTrill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him. I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.
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🐳@2001V01Apr 13
I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy
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You are not ready for what the camera pans to at the end
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) profile pictureKristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouseApr 3
I’ve messed with alligators before but this might be too white even for me
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straw capacity for camels how many straws on my camel reddit straw camel back maximum reddit camel hospital near me
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I'm calling it "the 40 dollar problem" you can't go out and do anything without spending $40. Couple beers? $40. Trip for any grocery item? $40. Tacos and chips? Somehow $40.
donald boat (@laserboat999) profile picturedonald boat
@laserboat999Feb 4
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you need $40 in your wallet to get that crispy magical $20 feeling again, $20 as a concept is gone, what I'm saying that $20 in your wallet doesn't hit like $20 anymore and you need $40 to feel like a $20 Dollar Man again
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really awesome how every day is just the true detective storage unit scene now
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Nick
@NickZararisJan 24
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yc (@yc) profile pictureyc@ycJan 23
It really doesn’t take much courage to say “we won’t fund what ICE is doing right now” so how are we supposed to believe Dems will stand for anything?
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Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
Minnesota National Guard (@MNNationalGuard) profile pictureMinnesota National Guard@MNNationalGuardJan 17
Members of the Minnesota National Guard are on standby, ready to assist local law enforcement and public safety agencies. If our members are activated, they will be wearing reflective vests, as pictured here, to help distinguish them from other agencies in similar uniforms.
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Ben Franklin was obviously a mythological figure, perhaps a literary composite made from several real men to create a sort of pervert-wizard
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Secret Santa is a scam. Totally reliant on a thoughtful person pulling your name otherwise you get actual garbage. White elephant is the only way.
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