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Kerubo

@slyrie

Food Enthusiast ❤️ | Mind The Business That Pays You | Lower your expectations of me | Talk nice, or don’t talk to me at all

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Joined January 2012
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I'd like to have a thread of the cool hotels/restaurants I have visited. I've lost most photos though 😭 But here it is. Flame Tree Restaurant, @SarovaPanafric #SlyrieEats
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Bebe ft @mreazi 🇳🇬🇺🇬 Out in 4 Days.
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fergie💙@noahfergiee9h
"wetin you dey talmbout"
🤖 Made with AI
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Jindu✨ (@jindu__) profile pictureJindu✨
@jindu__11h
Replying to @jebillll
Wetin you dey talmbout 😭
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Wanatuona aje? 😭
Mukabi. (@mukabifromtheO) profile pictureMukabi.@mukabifromtheO9h
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pie@m0rgued0llzNov 7
the baddest bitches are getting traumatised by ugly men
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Moski@barz99920h
never played victim bitch I’m the prime suspect
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Mir@sbxlochNov 6
If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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Stakabadhi@gufydox14h
He was the baddest he was the realest
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Xent@Xentx022h
Being self-aware is hilarious because you can literally observe your own self-sabotage, understand the psychology behind it, and still give yourself permission to continue.
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We don't. Our kidneys automatically shut down during menstruation. That's literally why it's called a period. Because everything stops. Hope this helps! 🥰
Gabriel Prado (@GabrielPrado25) profile pictureGabriel Prado@GabrielPrado25Nov 4
How do women pee while they’re menstruating? I mean, they’re wearing a pad, right?
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Cat eye is the best thing to ever happen to the gel world!
keturah (@mynamesketurah) profile pictureketurah@mynamesketurahNov 6
Walnut brown with cat eye 🐻🤎🍂
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Katika pilka pilka zangu za scrolling TT, I came across a video of high schoolers arguing and one babe told another “you look like both your parents are men…” Are the kids in church anymore? 😭💔
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I love you Nairobi.🇰🇪 I love you Chequemates.♥️ So proud of @micchequepod 🫶🏽
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Everything in Nairobi is costly, but also willing buyer, willing seller. We have proven that we can spend that money.
S I N A T R A 🚀🥶 (@__asteric) profile pictureS I N A T R A 🚀🥶@__asteric18h
why are nairobi concerts so expensive? the same artist will go to uganda or tanzania on the same/following weekend and tickets are a fraction of the price, something is not adding up
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😭😭😭😭😭
Ayahuasca🏝️🍹 (@Ayahuascababe) profile pictureAyahuasca🏝️🍹
@AyahuascababeNov 6
Replying to @gladyswanga
Class imewakataa kabisa. Out here looking like Quickmart Druski
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I wonder what dude was the final straw 😭
yikes, dude! (@____tinabee) profile pictureyikes, dude!@____tinabeeNov 4
Was scrolling on hinge today and almost burst into tears. Men are so ugly omfg.
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Being a child must be so difficult. There’s a week your mother will crave porridge and now everyone in the household has to eat it as a starter before the main breakfast 🙂‍↔️
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Like a compass faces North…
Shad (@Shad_khalif) profile pictureShad@Shad_khalifNov 6
Why is an innocent person catching strays though
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Hahahahaha 😂😂
kim ♡ (@realmsworldwide) profile picturekim ♡@realmsworldwideNov 6
last man i talked to kept repeating that he was genuinely surprised i was into him…. omg that was a sign i was playing myself so bad 😭😭😭😭
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If it was amazing, men would have stolen this too from women
Hadi (@lolnvmtho) profile pictureHadi@lolnvmthoNov 4
Be honest… is there something better than this, or are we just romanticizing motherhood? 👀
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I always know I’m wildin that’s why I don’t include people in my decisions, I know it’s dumb
Xent (@Xentx0) profile pictureXent@Xentx0Nov 4
Being self-aware is funny because you can literally watch yourself make questionable decisions in real time.
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