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Food Enthusiast ❤️ | Mind The Business That Pays You | Lower your expectations of me | Talk nice, or don’t talk to me at all

Joined January 2012
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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This is how you get gaslit into accepting disrespect.
The line between banter and offense is drawn by our insecurities.
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Bebe ft @mreazi 🇳🇬🇺🇬 Out in 4 Days.
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"wetin you dey talmbout"
🤖 Made with AI
Replying to @jebillll
Wetin you dey talmbout 😭
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the baddest bitches are getting traumatised by ugly men
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never played victim bitch I’m the prime suspect
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If newton saw the way I be moving these days he'd add a fourth law of motion
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He was the baddest he was the realest
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Being self-aware is hilarious because you can literally observe your own self-sabotage, understand the psychology behind it, and still give yourself permission to continue.
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We don't. Our kidneys automatically shut down during menstruation. That's literally why it's called a period. Because everything stops. Hope this helps! 🥰
How do women pee while they’re menstruating? I mean, they’re wearing a pad, right?
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I love you Nairobi.🇰🇪 I love you Chequemates.♥️ So proud of @micchequepod 🫶🏽
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I wonder what dude was the final straw 😭
Was scrolling on hinge today and almost burst into tears. Men are so ugly omfg.
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If it was amazing, men would have stolen this too from women
Be honest… is there something better than this, or are we just romanticizing motherhood? 👀
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I always know I’m wildin that’s why I don’t include people in my decisions, I know it’s dumb
Being self-aware is funny because you can literally watch yourself make questionable decisions in real time.
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Let a nigga tell me what I can and can’t do at a gig I paid my cold hard earned cash for it’ll be a cold day in hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Familiarity and parasocialism
Kutakuwa na oontz civil war kila wiki??? Wrap it up guys, it is Friday and none of you are as important as you think.
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Unseen Nairobi should tell us who has told them to pull the plug on NAZA (a film documenting the atrocities of IOF). who issued the order??!
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My type isn't a person or even a look, it's a vibe, it's a concept, it's an idea.
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"Your self respect must be greater than your desire to feel loved. Never forget that"
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Umdhanie ndiye mdinye
Sisi ndo wahenga wa 2080 na hakuna msemo hata moja tumetoa?frauds😂
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