@sme
 Colorado, USA
Joined June 2007
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Dental insurance covers absolutely nothing let’s talk about that shit
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I’ve officially reached the Dawson’s Creek rewatch level of depression. This too shall pass.
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Chase Utley Second Baseman Philadelphia Phillies (2003-2015) xitter.cf/Phillies/status/105698…
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I based this toy on one of the most tense and unsettling moments from The Shining.
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Im tellin u guys the trees in my backyard are just fuckin wild
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insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.
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i’m a woman working in music, so men love to challenge me with a little “who are you listening to right now?” my new favorite game is making up a band, saying their new album got an 8.4 on pitchfork, and watching the guy be like “honestly i wasn’t that impressed with that one”
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Let’s all sit around together and look for things in our phones.
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As a bisexual, I'm used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don't exist. So this pride month I've decided to team up with Covid-19.
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What movie can you always just put on? Lately for me that movie is Fargo.
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I may be v v stoned rn but the trees in my backyard are magic.
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Boomers love to forward an email.
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good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”
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I started playing a game with myself where every time something annoys me on Twitter I immediately get off and force myself to do a Duolingo Spanish lesson, and bitch lemme tell you voy a ser bilingüe en poco tiempo porque todos ustedes son muy molestos
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Halfway through Twin Peaks: The Return and I just want to say that I love David Lynch so fucking much.
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Really hating on the new trend of replying “That’s fair” to any well reasoned (or otherwise) thought that everyone seems to be saying lately. Which, I think, is fair.
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“here’s your flour in the worst possible container. fuck you.” -flour companies
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My eyes just immediately start rolling backward into my skull whenever I see someone talking about their fucking trauma on social media. Prolly just need a little break but also…
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