sometimes if i think of something sad that makes me want to cry
i stop and think
is this worth the headache i will have after i cry
so most of the time i’m not avoiding my feelings, i’m just employing a pretty good headache prevention strategy
when you go to the trouble of making three choices for dinner but your west conifer seed bug won’t touch his plate
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there should be a part of the osce where you get evaluated on your ability to make a clever, evidence informed joke
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me: “trucks are too big they’re weapons on the road”
also me: “its GRAVVVVEDDDIIIGGGGEEER” 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
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i want to know all of your dreams
all of your schemes
and everything
in between
#auntie
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if i cancel my pet insurance something will happen to chip immediately, that’s how it works right
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when my dad got a chance to be a father at 40, he put his businesses aside and became a full time dad
i am incredibly lucky to be raised by a dad that was all in
❤️
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