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pattern matching machine - arbitrager of all things - building @riverdotpoker

Joined December 2011
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Why is it always the people who’s life is a mess and nothing figured out is the same people who are always up to date with every current event and conspiracy about them
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I can’t wait for the next person/company to screw me over to test this out
UPDATE: I hired @Muse to sue someone on my behalf. I won. Well, they caved. Within 20 minutes of being served papers, the company offered a settlement. Within ten days, they paid me *with additional compensation* for recovery expenses. @Muse filed the motion to dismiss, which the court accepted yesterday. To everyone who said I would fail, respectfully, you were wrong.
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I can’t believe how lucky I am with timing of not trading or doing anything crypto related besides building River for last month. Air gapped cold storage and chill season. Hope everyone’s funds are safu 🙏
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Dev has been cooking. We have spent an insane amount of time going over every small detail and trying to reinvent the poker experience while making sure everything comes back to providing the best experience possible. If you have ANY ideas you would like to see, let us know!
Been busy cooking up features for @riverdotpoker. Our goal is to create the world's best poker platform. @snazzors and I are crypto natives and are brining to poker everything we love about crypto. That of course starts with a focus on things like fully onchain gameplay/settlement, open randomness, maixmising decentralisation, and more. Detail is going into every single important feature. Gameplay, the social layer, crypto instant deposit, stats and intel, leaderboards, and rewards. Whether you're a pro, or just getting started, I want River to be the place you go. Feel free to reach out or comment below if there's something you're particularly interested in, and make sure you're on the waitlist at river.poker. Beta coming very soon.
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New home page now answers a lot of questions people had. Going to be releasing more content talking about the coolest features in depth in the near future. First round of beta access might be VERY soon
Our new landing page is live. Find out more about what we’re building at river.poker. Early access coming soon. Make sure you're on the waitlist.
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Our new landing page is live. Find out more about what we’re building at river.poker. Early access coming soon. Make sure you're on the waitlist.
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Who’s the best marketing agency that provides results and has a background in crypto?
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Don't forget to get on the waitlist early for @riverdotpoker 👀
Online poker is stuck in the 2000s. Meet River. Poker, moved forward.
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This is what I’ve been building lately. Really trying to make the best poker experience possible for web and mobile. If anyone wants early access, play some games together and provide feedback it would be greatly appreciated!
Online poker is stuck in the 2000s. Meet River. Poker, moved forward.
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Online poker is stuck in the 2000s. Meet River. Poker, moved forward.
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Tried to get back into poker after a few years but all sites felt super dated, the old same experience and look for last 20 years. Attempting to make the hyperliquid of poker. Crypto, modern, no kyc, low friction, get in games fast. Beta sign up soon @riverdotpoker
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If a poker site allowed bots/agents and users could opt in to playing against them not would you
60%Avoid bot games
15%Play against bots
5%Create bots/agents
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20 votes • Final results
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Did a test trade with custom indicator the other day when I got a bottom alert but I think I will release my new poker site first. Anyone want to beta test new modern, sleek, no BS on chain poker? If you have a community and want to host a tournament let me know as well.
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ngl I’ve taken the last few weeks off trading while working on a new project, holding spot, not looking at twitter, and haven’t felt so at peace for a long time. My custom indicator almost done but on side quest currently. Hoping to release all projects soon 🫡
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Anyone have recommendations for good content on learning options?
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a woman letting her white bf / husband play WoW and serving him food and drinks for 18hrs is a form of great respect in their culture.
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Follow @snazzors. Probably most underrated account on here by a mile.
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Who's online gaming? Pvp server
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