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Honey, don't say 'and stuff.' Just say, 'Dad, there's whores here.'

Detroit, MI
Joined January 2010
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Fuck off bitch
JD Vance's final message before the midterm elections: "Give us another chance"
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Replying to @Gravecyde
The Eye (2002) It also has an American remake but I heard it isn't great
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Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law have such a fun, easy chemistry, I can barely stand it. Give me more Sherlock Holmes movies, PLEASE.
Graham Norton: “You [rdj] are a beautiful man, there’s no denying that” RDJ: “I would— *hesitates*” Jude Law: “It’s true” RDJ and Jude: *mesmerized eye contact and deep sigh*
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I know the Natives were probably tripping out seeing that back in the day
This Yosemite waterfall only burns like fire for a few minutes each year, and it's all caused by sunlight
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This...changed me.
fantasy (2016) ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞 fei
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How does a watermark imply that it’s evil? Shouldn’t you be proud that everyone knows you used the machine that is helping so, so many people with great ideas?
The thing I hate about AI watermarking: it implies that all AI writing is evil. AI is helping so, so many people with great ideas communicate said ideas more clearly than ever. Sure, plenty of bad actors out there, but I truly believe AI writing is net positive.
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buffys has ratioed the vice president of the united states
Replying to @VP
thanks mamdani, NOT the trump administration
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Replying to @VP
thanks mamdani, NOT the trump administration
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someone like u (2016) ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞 dalshabet
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If anyone following me is also following @james_hutchie, I need you to unfollow, block, and/or report him. Not only is he harrassing friends like Richard Newby and Drew McWeeny with hate speech, he's also going out of his way to support pederasts. This should not be tolerated.
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Listen, universe. I know I must have done something truly horrendous to be placed in this timeline. I know I am in hell. I've accepted this. But please, for the love of all things fuck, just give me one good day tomorrow that doesn't make me long for human extinction. All I ask.
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do you ever feel disappointed in yourself knowing people initially had such a high impression of you, but as they get to know you, you can almost sense that you’re not quite who they thought you were
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what the heckk... sex penis?
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Keelah Se'lai does not mean goodbye. It means "by the homeworld I wish to see one day." It is not a greeting or a farewell. It is a pledge.
It’s not keelah se'lai just yet… With N7 day on the horizon, we wanted to bring back our official Mass Effect collection one more time. Represent in style and hit your favourite store on the Citadel today at insertcoinclothing.com/mass-…
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Some of y'all can barely wash your ass but suddenly your experts on flying planes and know better than a trained, certified female pilot.
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This song changed the course of my fandomship
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If she doesn't sleep with you after 2 dates, she's not attracted enough. Move on.
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high heels (2016) ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞 brave girls
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El mundo cuando por fin me toca ser adulto
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Can we get stellar chart reversal next
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