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Just said “scuse me baller” to a 10 year old in my way Idk why I said that I never say that
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Baseball is meant to be watched in person
Football is meant to be watched on your couch
College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle
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Rocks Off by The Rolling Stones –– probably the greatest thing ever put to tape
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Woman I have been flirting with at the bar all night: So what do you want to do when we get back to my place? 😏
Me: *Remembering my media training* Every time I perform I just try to execute at a high level
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Three weeks ago: Hidden footage of Caleb Williams crying at a relative’s funeral has many questioning if the young quarterback has what it takes to lead a football juggernaut
Today: Caleb Williams has begun channeling the wrath of the primordial demon Ba’al Kuushn
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bought a bottle of sherry and couldn’t get the cork out all day, which became a looming Thing: I realized, in time, that I couldn’t run hectically downstairs in the late evening, begging someone to open the damn thing, as if I were some sort of unspeakable addict 10/17/56
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Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does
No wonder the bears are losing
Dear friends, during some recent medical examinations, the doctors found a small, localized nodule in my lung. It was detected at a very early stage and is well-localized. The doctors believe that it is best to intervene, so, following their advice, I have decided to undergo surgery to remove it. The operation is already scheduled to take place in the coming days. I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.
Had a dream I was playing football with Carolina panthers legends Cam Newton & Steve Smith but I kept needing pine tar on my hand to throw the ball where I wanted. It would slip out and go any which way if I didn’t keep slathering my hand in sticky stuff #whatdoesitmean































