Baseball is meant to be watched in person Football is meant to be watched on your couch College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

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Justin 🏗 · Nov 2, 2026 · 9:37 AM UTC

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Justin 🏗@pleasedontatmeNov 2

must emphasise to you that your first day on amphetamines is not “how normal people feel all the time”

eli@ElistheticOct 31

so adhd medication fucking works this is what normal people experience ????????????? on a daily basis ?????????????? you just sit down and do shit ???????????

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Ethan Beck · Oct 31, 2026 · 7:54 PM UTC

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Ethan Beck@ethangordonbeckOct 31

Rocks Off by The Rolling Stones –– probably the greatest thing ever put to tape

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guru pacifico · Oct 30, 2026 · 11:25 PM UTC

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guru pacifico@grnpointerOct 30

Crunchwrap supreme

karter@karterAKAOct 30

Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples

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saint · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:10 AM UTC

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saint@uupdogOct 29

throwing up sober is a life ruining event but throwing up drunk is just the beginning. you can throw up drunk and youre stronger for it

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nana 𐙚⋆°｡ · Oct 19, 2026 · 7:32 PM UTC

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chris oldman © · Oct 19, 2026 · 1:34 AM UTC

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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 19

this malick ass baby bro

gal౨ৎ

@prtygal777Oct 18

such a precious moment

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phage · Oct 19, 2026 · 3:42 PM UTC

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phage@clubmoss_Oct 19

Woman I have been flirting with at the bar all night: So what do you want to do when we get back to my place? 😏 Me: *Remembering my media training* Every time I perform I just try to execute at a high level

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Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo · Oct 18, 2026 · 5:36 PM UTC

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Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo@doulbedoinkOct 18

Three weeks ago: Hidden footage of Caleb Williams crying at a relative’s funeral has many questioning if the young quarterback has what it takes to lead a football juggernaut Today: Caleb Williams has begun channeling the wrath of the primordial demon Ba’al Kuushn

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Sylvia Plath's Food Diary · Oct 17, 2026 · 4:00 PM UTC

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Sylvia Plath's Food Diary@whatsylviaateOct 17

bought a bottle of sherry and couldn’t get the cork out all day, which became a looming Thing: I realized, in time, that I couldn’t run hectically downstairs in the late evening, begging someone to open the damn thing, as if I were some sort of unspeakable addict 10/17/56

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shaggy · Oct 16, 2026 · 6:44 AM UTC

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@shaggysurvivesOct 16

Everyones complaining that no one wants to make real art anymore and then you turn around and arrest the one guy who does

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University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]