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Oktoberfest verbieten! Überall Menschen in Lederhosen. Diese Fetisch Veranstaltungen im öffentlichen Raum sind widerlich. Die können ja Zuhause machen, was sie wollen, aber nicht in der Öffentlichkeit! Mal an die Kinder gedacht, die das sehen könnten?
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The strawberry I bought last week staring at me grabbing another can of soda from the back of the fridge
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When you’re in amphetamine psychosis at the function and see the twink you defenestrated from a Miami high rise in March 2023 in the corner of the room
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Guy here. First time with new lover. Lots of instructions and requests: touch here, can I do this etc. Unusual to have so much communication. Meant I felt ok asking for stuff too. Haven't cum so hard in years. Talk to each other, people.
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Time for my annual copy and paste Thanksgiving tweet even though I’m not American:
I am thankful for bulges.
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Left my old girlfriend because she had no interest in sex. Met someone new who is a complete freak in bed. Done things which push a lot of boundaries. Was great for the first 6 months but I'm now sitting here in work with bruised balls and a sore arse hole missing my boring ex.































