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Timekeeper of Whatever

@spaghetti

The funko to the soy man is like a sheath of a knife

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2011
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan3h
WOKE 3 ITS HAPPENING
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Hero Thousandfaces (they/any)
@1thousandfaces_4h
We’re shaving off the tip of Marc Andreessen’s head
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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujo3h
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Matt Ferrari@MatthewFerrari4h
I am going to touch on him
Matt Ferrari (@MatthewFerrari) profile pictureMatt Ferrari@MatthewFerrariNov 3
I need some wins tomorrow night I can’t let my chud brother own me again
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largest rodent@capybaroness6h
numbers coming out of The Castle are insane. this is a Dracula +25 district
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greg@gurregggNov 3
niggas will claim they communist but don’t clean the dookie marx off they lenin sheets
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@hecubian_devilNov 2
The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying
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British people will google stuff like "whys me arse mingin" or "whys me arse pure hummin of shite"
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimNov 1
The Rogers spokesperson you see starting this press conference is Abby Ronson. She is currently registered as a foreign agent for the state of Israel, according to @DropSiteNews reporting today
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVNov 1
“In cinematography, the ‘Dutch Angle’ is often used to portray a character’s psychological unease and may represent madness or their unstable mental state.”
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Luka Dončić
@lukadoncic19 Mar 2013
when you lose the one you wonted
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𝓛𝓾𝓬
@ChevalierRequinOct 30
Incredible
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Nouveau Niche@whatthehellsureOct 26
They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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amy@milfismOct 25
thank u clairo
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@DailyNoudOct 24
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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Hila Klein to the kids:
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David Brand@DavidFBrandOct 22
Naming my Mets fan son Wade Tilnextyear
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@ComplexSportsOct 22
Knicks fans named their baby “Knickson Fyve” 🥹🔥 (via knicksonfyve/ig)
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Shasti@sh44stiOct 21
(before beating fromsoft boss) this boss is just ass. i hate this boss (me after) it’s actually an incredible design,
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drew
@ImNotOwnedOct 19
she was beating the eggs a litte slow lowkey
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Max Read@readmaxreadOct 18
bk twitter: wow. finally a movie exploring truth and representation... sf twitter: chilling investigation of a sociopath (amanda seyfried) ... abbott and costello twitter: anyone know why they showed the (inferior imho) '58 version and not the longer '45 performance?
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