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SPEEDFACE

@SPEEDFACE100

I came from The Future. I left shortly after The Great Fall. I do a show at The @PackTheater every 1st Sunday of the month at 10:30PM. I miss my wife Carol.

 The Future
Joined February 2018
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Amazing lineup for this month's @SPEEDFACE100! With @courtneypauroso @KyleMizono @ronbabcock @LisaDelarios @getkatiemoed @GregGoodness @vivianjyoon @winkphantom and more! Sunday, April 1st at 10:30PM. 6470 Santa Monica Blvd. Pay What You Can.
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Remember maaaaaan, Oscars are just validation. You gotta be your own award @Oscars_2018live
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TONIGHT! 10:30PM! The Oscars will be over. Come to SPEEDFACE with @GinaIppy @RySing @ayobrobro @zach_zucker @juliebirke @jasonkayetng @cheyennegrogan @HumanTackboard @EvanJWatkins @SaltsPepper @cassijerkins and many, many more! Hosted by @realDrTimefuck & @SPEEDFACE100!
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SHOW DAY MOOD, MANNNNN: 10:30PM tonight @PackTheater!
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Replying to @Applebees
I love you.
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sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY! Looks like @thecomedybureau is coming to @SPEEDFACE100 TONIGHT at 10:30pm! #FckSpeedface xitter.gq/thecomedybureau/status…
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#ComedyCrawl 3/4/18 @speedface100 @drunkeducate Entertaining Julia @gravidwater @ASSSSCATLA Chatterbox Friendship Buddies +++ thecomedybureau.com/
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Any1 want 2 take me to Applebee’s maaaaaaaaannnnnnn
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Hey @realDrTimefuck! Bring me @Arbys dawg.
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This could be me but Dr. Timefuck's playin.
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Me before the Marauders stormed @Applebees vs. me after the Marauders stormed @Applebees. #thegreatfall
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(And my feet are all cut up from the broken glass on the floor.)
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MOOD: (Except the Beach is a basement, and the Coconut is a rusty old coffee can full of nails.)
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CURRENT MOOD after finding out SPEEDFACE lineup for Sunday at @PackTheater. See the whole lineup here baybeeeeeeee: facebook.com/events/16328677…
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Now that's somethin' good in the neighborhood, baybee. xitter.gq/Applebees/status/96824…
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@Applebees26 Feb 2018
Bring home the bacon… and the egg… and the hash brown… and the burger... with #ApplebeesToGo!
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Yo @EricMoneypenny who's on the show this week mannnn
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Take me to Church.
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CURRENT MOOD: (Except I am on my knees on a cement floor in a basement. Everything is dark and I am soaken wet. And I still miss you Carol.)
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Mannnnn....the Internet is out in Los Angeles. FML. Thanks 4 nothing @Ask_Spectrum.
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Maaannnnnnn ........ am I the only one who has trouble looking at myself in the mirror?
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