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victim of the penguins hockey experience

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Joined October 2017
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i’m not even 6-2 my stomach like Whatever bro
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i do this too tho
what is with the Buckleys having a single bad day and deciding they need to quit their job
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do you guys actually believe the shit you say
Does anyone else find the way Chappell sings about women to be very male brained? Obsessing over sex instead of actual wlw love...
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They’re renaming it to Texas They&Them
Texas A&M is packed to see James Talarico
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penguins playing like buns when i’m already tired is so fucked up like duuuuude i’ll fall asleep stop playing
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NICKY BOBBY MY ELITE EMPLOYEE
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mauri 🐧 retweeted
ROBBIE! 🚨 The Penguins cut Boston's lead to 3-2 with 12:03 on the clock in the 2nd period.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO SID
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a whole week without ao3
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this has been the longest week ever omfg
While #AO3 remains down, we wanted to share that work to restore AO3 and make changes to prevent future incidents is ongoing and proceeding well. We believe that our original return time estimate remains accurate. Learn more at otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
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we get to watch our chud penguins embarrass us tonight. yayyyyyy
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and you Know people are still gonna fuck it up
A new theme for the 2027 Met Gala has been announced: “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Guests will reimagine ordinary everyday clothing such as T-shirts, jeans and sweatshirts.
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there’s a difference between doing a educational tour that’s offered to the public vs the type of tour u get if ur invited there
kinda playing devils advocate here but current administration aside, the white house has been giving tours of the building since 1805. it's a historic landmark. it's important to me that you guys understand it's not always weird or suspicious when someone goes to the white house
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blue tsunami took his ass out too i’m crying
Chiefs K Harrison Butker (Republican) OUT for Week 9 vs Jets.
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mauri 🐧 retweeted
We can finally turn the frogs gay without anybody fucking bitching about it
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Replying to @spicynugg @CLlCKTK
and if you Really wanted to appeal to your constituents you’d stop bombing other countries and do more to protect the rights of marginalized people living here
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Replying to @CLlCKTK
maybe it would be different if this was a super rare occurrence but it’s all the time. like brother get back to ur office and try to get shit Done bc you can’t keep failing the ppl who elected you.
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Replying to @CLlCKTK
last election had me Pissed Off bc the way they campaigned looked like they thought shit was funny. and then they Lost so not only were they unsuccessful but they looked like idiots doing it
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