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27 | UK | Guitarist | occasionally funny tweets | sometimes deranged thought diary | MDNI

England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2020
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The most bad ass fish you’ve ever heard of: what’s up motherblubbers
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I did
I’m going to have scrambled eggs on February 24th 2025.
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All the “No politics in sports” folks are mad the Eagles aren’t going to the White House
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cooked him
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What I find funny is you know the baby immediately started wearing the family uniform.
Excited to announce the birth of my and Alison's first child We are struggling though and need help. The doctor keeps insisting our baby is a girl but everytime we ask they/them they gurgles or cries. How do we inform the doctor they/them hasn't chosen thems gender yet?
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fuck sam fender just gets it doesn’t he
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Canada vs USA Hockey or as I like to call it “Geese vs obese”
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let me see your face cards.
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This is wild
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Refuse vaccines if you don't want them, fine. But don't pretend there's a scientific reasoning behind it
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The Whore Forcemen of the apocalypse
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White boy SHOCKS black waitress by ordering soul food in FLUENT AAVE
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I see that the Prime Minister chose to attack Reform UK again during a speech in Scotland today. We must be doing something right.
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Beabadoobee sounds like some shit a minion would say
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she a lil weird but she a throat goat. shawty got jawtism
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Big things coming (huge ginormous curry shit on the way)
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